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Let me get this straight. You come in here... muching on jerky... in front of a hungry predator? :mad:o_O;)

It's about 1AM here and pouring rain. Sorry you have to work. Offers you some bacon. -1 -3

The Sabertooth looked at the @TR273 with penetrating yellow/green eyes. "Maybe some hot hard cider to warm my insides," quipped the Savertooth with a smirk. "In a big mug." He shooed the waiter away with a wave of his paw, rocked back on the legs of his chair, and threw his footpaws up on...

I thought what Sonicfox did was in poor taste. I don't hate him for it, and I don't obsess over it. I was just commenting on it with the hope that others can learn for his experience.

I'm going downstairs to fetch myself a snack.

Don't you point and cuss with me! It's about time the skunk got canned. Eats some Vienna sausages and watches the skunk. -1 -3

I'm going to create an alternate account and name it "Last Post". Then I'll win because no matter who posts... "Last Post wins".

Yes... You're the tasty part of my pie. :rolleyes::)

Well, I've been really busy today. I did four funeral programs, two church programs, and a bunch of fold-over invites. Lots of creasing, stitching, and cutting. I also cooked dinner. I'm going to go lay down for a while.

I don't know... that may be -1 -4

*Facepaws* Only a Fury would say that.

The door bursts open and a swirl of frigid air ushers in a cloud of snow. You see a tall, stout Sabertooth wearing sunglasses and sandals. He shakes his coarse fur out, sending droplets of water and beads of ice flying a fair distance across the room. He puts on a big grin, flashing his ivory...

Nope.

Here is one of my more tame Furry jokes. Q:How many Furries does it take to change a light bulb? A: Furries won't change the light bulb. They'll just drink in the dark.

No one wants to hear a Furry joke while I win?

You're a speciesist. You are stereotyping skunks. This is true, but you shouldn't go around saying it. :rolleyes::p Here... Snap into a Slim Jim! -1 -4

You have to click the link to find out. www.furaffinity.net: On the Naughty List... Again. by Keefur I edit it so you can all enjoy.

*Opens up a bag of popcorn mice* -1 -5

Who wants to hear a Furry Joke?

I was going to roast a pork butt, but then I saw THIS! I like big butts and I cannot lie! -1 -4 Corrected score.