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I'm probably old enough to be everyone's dad here, and probably everyone's grandfather.

*Ties a string to @Rystren 's ankle and carries him around like a balloon.*

I am perpetually lost. I have seen a toucan in the wild. Have you?

BEER!

You really think so?

*Force feeds @Simo a Cheeseburger* -1 9

Reif

Yes. I last did that with Rick and Morty. I have eaten a whole watermelon by myself before. Have you?

You have diabetes from eating too much honey.

Wish granted, but your stench caused them all to be unable to play so they broke up. I wish skunks smelled like lilacs.

The button turns all your feathers into scales.

*eats the rest of the pig. -1 10

Banned for being a grammar Nazi.

I know how to distract @Niedlich the Wolf *Starts a howl*

OK, I'll help. It's not like that, as a feline, I really care anyway. ;)

Just think about the complexity of your design if you ever decide to make a fursuit. As @Shane McNair said, you can accessorize a plain fursona. I know a coyote who is quite plain, but wears a bright bandana and you can recognize him anywhere.

Well, at least you keep the flies away.

... but I thought I was king.o_O

Well, I know that Sabertooths were pack animals that took care of each other. They most likely were ambush predators and were the largest felines that ever lived. Most likely they used a throat bite for the kill. They ate deer, camels, horses, giant sloths, mammoths, and rhinos mostly. They...

*enjoys honey... baked ham* -1 10