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I have to vent here... My boss is a real jerk. He curses at me all the time and calls me horrible names. I always get the worst jobs to do. I constantly have to work nights, weekends, and lots of holidays with no set schedule. with no extra pay, and sometimes without any pay at all. He...

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*Lights a string of firecrackers*

*Gulps down cheese stuffed mouse horderve* More please! ;) -1 -9

No... You're my friend. I won't let the other felines play with you. *Is secretly guarding his cat toy ;)*

Felines NEED their toys.

*Chews up the chainsaw and the turnip* *Celebrates with a steak. -1 -11

The honey is down my throat. Just reach in a get it. I don't know if I can guarantee the last part of your statement.

You like frogs? You are now a Goliath Frog.

Yes. I do. I have several Sabertooth plushies, and even have a Michigan J. Frog plush. I sometimes vend plushies at Furry cons. I have lots of antique "stuff", do you?

Besides @Guifrog, I heard you can't eat frog legs from a poison arrow frog.:(;):D

What? I can't hear you! I've been playing "It's Everyday, Bro" full blast and now I can't hear! But why would you become an Elvis tribute artist (impersonator)?

We're a friendly lot.:)

You have no idea how close to reality you just hit. In RL, I print many Elvis books. I know many of the Elvis people that are still around. The button turns you into a pair of blue suede shoes for Elvis.

You are very deserving.:)

Even painters tape will stick if you leave it on long enough. On walls, if you leave it more than about 6 hours, it starts sticking more and more.

Mine, too.

You all may call me anything you wish, except Late for dinner. I have been called grandpa by some. lol

I never said I USED the claws. *Spanks*

It isn't a disrespectful term. It just means, in this instance, that I've been a Furry for a while. I'm a friendly sort, and one you can always count on for advice.