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I hate it when people make sweeping blanket statements about others.

Branch manager.:rolleyes:

*Shoplifting beak polish.... I need a new keyboard. Meh.

Banned for shoplift beak polish.

Wish granted, but your reality is now in a slum Vietnamese kitchen in Phnom Penh. I wish I could cook better.

Hardly. No fear of clowns here. If I wasn't a Furry, I'd probably be a clown I predict someone with blue as part of their fursona color.

Anyone convicted of trolling a Furry will be made to wear a fursuit to work every day for a month.

Kind

The button makes a ham sammich appear.

Tosses you onto the loser pile. :D

I work as a clubber for a fur seal harvester company. Just kidding... I'm a printer. I do mostly finishing and bindry work (saddle stitching and perfect binding). I print con books for some Furry cons. I also do lots of paperback books and funeral memorial booklets. My hours are whack...

Here's a parody song I did to make a Furry Christmas song. www.furaffinity.net: Furry Christmas Song by Keefur

Q: What is the worst thing about stopping a fox from having sex? A: You have to bury the body.

One of my parody posters.

I love D&D. I knew Gary Gygax and once he asked me to impress him out with one of my D&D stories. I told him we were starting a first level campaign. He laughed and said most people tell him about their 99th level ranger. I told him I had a lizard man because I had never played one before...

Greetings and salutations.

*waves hello

Keeps spanking you until you ask him to stop.

You press the button and it makes your eyes blink.

Pillow fluffer.