Because he didn't like your chocolate one.
You heard that Chuck Norris had a motorcycle accident, recently, didn't you? He gave the road Chuck rash.
Why would you not like to listen to Chuck Norris jokes for eternity?
When you approach the button, you hear a deep, ominous voice boom out these words: One button to rule them all, one button to find them. One button to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them.
You press the button... It goes "HONK!"
Kinda. I was metal detecting and tracked down the owner of a set of WWII Navy dog tags.
I found human remains once, have you? (I was helping my uncle dig for bottles in a privy "old out house" and we started finding bones. We found the whole skeleton. The skull had a bullet hole in it and...
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