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I would get a bunch of genetic researchers and resurrect Sabertooths, mammoths, and giant ground sloths. Has anyone seen my sandwich?

Oxnard Montalvo

Because you stole Santa's hat!

If you haven't done your fursuit head yet, this is how I did mine. I used a kick boxing head gear for the general shape. It has air holes built in and you can find one your size for about $15. When you wear it, you can later just wipe it clean inside so it never smells bad. Heads are like...

I've made a few suits. Well, actually I designed the bodies and only furred the heads and feet because I don't sew. I cut everything out though. I had some skill sets that translated over nicely to making fursuits. I used to design composite parts for aircraft and had to design the patterns...

A bowl of cold grits... plain.

You painted all the desk chairs with shellac... right before class started.

Not hardly.o_O I predict a skunk.

Because that flea dip turned your fur white.

Because I don't wear clothes and have no place to keep my house key. Why did you eat all of the chocolate ice cream?

Um... uber strong. I eat giant animals for a living, you know. Would you be my lookout while I go hunting in the elevator?

Arrested because.... purple!

My favorite species to draw when I'm low on color.

accountant plumb bob

Football lineman for the Los Angeles Rams.

If I hear one more head butt joke...

Purple Haze

Wow... really specific. That would be a no. I got to sail over the continental shelf drop-off, have you?

Turns you into the character above you on this list.

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