My home is SPUF. My language is rage. I am the keeper of the balance, destroyer of the nay-sayers and those than don the Enforcer. I am the Fortress.
(Translation: I don't regulate FAF 'cause I don't fag up the furriness enough to be on here, it's easier to argue with people and read Slacks'...
Weapon-wise: a .22 Semi Rifle when I was 11.
Drink-wise: Only some cider we had spare in the garage when I was around 10, nothing special :(
On a lighter note, we got my mate to try alcohol a month back, turns out he's allergic to something in it and had to go to hospital.