satire

babylonbee.com: Chick-Fil-A Commits To Using 100% Born-Again Chickens ATLANTA, GA—In a press conference held Thursday, Chick-fil-A representatives promised to become the first fast-food chain in the nation to use 100% born-again chickens in their sandwiches, nuggets, strips, and other chicken...

babylonbee.com: Hipster Church Introduces Vape Organ PORTLAND, OR—In a move to increase attendance and allow everyone to participate in the beloved pastime of communal church vaping, Freewheel Community Church unveiled its new vape organ, a specially modified pipe organ that pumps out delicious...

U.S.—In a move to help oppressed husbands who are forced to walk around the craft store in a daze for hours as they lose all sense of time and space, Hobby Lobby has unveiled its new husband daycares at all of its U.S. stores. babylonbee.com: Husband Daycare Now Available At All Hobby Lobby...

Hiring for a modern rendition of this old political cartoon... ...with Boris Johnson in the place of Father Thames. Non color, but needing a fair level of detail. Will be posted to social media with artist credit. (Though you may request to remain anonymous). Sketch should be original but as...

Canines of all sorts! We must unite to take on the feline menace! We can start by playing with our balls! Then we can take a nap or chase a squirrel. Or lick the nearest feline's face. All over. JOIN TODAY AND FIGHT THE FELINE MENACE! (Feline traitors are free to join too!)

I've got a couple. Apple's Customer Service Banana Slamma <-- Guys in Donkey Kong suits Never Gonna Hit Those Notes <-- Intentionally play everything from vocals to instruments off-note The Quiet Chaps <-- Mucho-screamo Black Metal band Insert Band Name Here The Jihadi Squad <-- Pop KKK: Kool...

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