Name: Rory Danaher
Species: American Crow
Birth Date: June 20th, 1967 (Age 26)
Height: 6'4" (193 cm)
Weight: 242 lbs. (110 kg)
Rory is a very troubled young crow. He has been arrested multiple times for vandalism, petty theft, and public indecency. He exhibits narcissistic behavior, viewing himself as some sort of revolutionary punk rock messiah. He often speaks at length of his attempts to supplant his hometown's Lutheranism with his own flavor of LaVeyan Satanism, and exaggerates his musical talent and renown. In truth, though he is well-spoken, creative, and physically strong, he lives an impoverished life with his punk band on the outskirts of town, in a house he inherited after his father passed away from renal failure in 1987.
I believe that Rory's discontent with society, his drive to achieve, and his lack of empathy make him a good candidate for recruitment. I recommend attacking the discrepancy between his grandiose self-perception and his mediocre reality. Like most narcissists, Rory is motivated by signifiers of success, such as wealth and fame. If we arrange his meteoric rise by providing him with a large, adoring audience, and subsequently take it away, we have a good chance of either inducing a psychotic break or initiating his transformation into one of us.
I await your decision,
-M