1000 ways to die

[Herdingcats]

Let's list all the ways a person can die. This can be as silly or as mundane as you want, it's meant to be a fun thread.

To start:
1. Get jump scared by a youtube video.

 

[Keefur]

You try to dry your fur by licking a wall socket.

 

[Frank Gulotta]

Falling into a manhole while trying to enact social distancing

 

[Stray Cat Terry]

#4. Blow your whole arm away trying to hitch a ride against a big rig.

...at least your lost arm is still doing thumbs-up gesture :3

 

[precookedbacon]

Fatal food poisoning from eating gas station sushi

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

6. Killed by your evil clone

 

[Stray Cat Terry]

#7. Get struck by bird stool bombing.

If you aren't damaged from the airstrike itself, you'll die from either embarrassment or the shock from the fact that this happened.

 

[precookedbacon]

By trying to eat the FORBIDDEN TUNA...

 

[Furrium]

By trying to eat the FORBIDDEN TUNA...

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[Stray Cat Terry]

#9. Trying to catwalk on the roof of a building, but ending up falling down while having 8 less lives than cats'.

 

[Lenago]

10-getting hit when you don't have any Rings with you

 

[CedarCollie]

11 dying

 

[Koriekraiz13]

12 forgetting how to play catch the knife

 

[FurryFelix]

#13: Beheaded by a runaway windmill turbine blade

 

[Simo]

#14 Inhaled too much helium, and not enough oxygen; last words sounded like Mickey Mouse. (oddly, I recall seeing that this actually happened...be careful!)

 

[Pogo]

#15 Good old fashioned jousting

 

[Breyo]

#16: Poking a bear (you can do it with a needle or something if you really wanna peeve it off )

 

[CedarCollie]

17 choking on a monopoly piece

 

[Herdingcats]

18. Climbing on an unstable tree branch

 

[Skittles]

19: Falling into a pit of Lego bricks.

 

[_Ivory_]

20: Stare in the eyes the man next to you while peeing in a urinal

 

[Keefur]

20: Playing with that red and yellow and black danger noodle and it bit you.

 

[Faustus]

20: Playing with that red and yellow and black danger noodle and it bit you.

To tell milk snakes from corn snakes, just remember:
'Red and Black: Friend of Jack. Red and Yellow: Kill a Fellow'.
...and not 'Red and Yellow: Nice and Mellow. Red and Black: you're in the kack!'

Anyway, ways to die!
Approach Vladimir Putin and say "Ooh, crow's feet!"

 

[Frank Gulotta]

Being Kim Jong Un's doctor and pronouncing him dead

 

[Faustus]

Being Kim Jong Un's doctor and pronouncing him dead

I reckon just being Kim Jong Un's doctor is dangerous enough!