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1000 ways to die

Frank Gulotta

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Falling into a manhole while trying to enact social distancing

Stray Cat Terry

테리 / 特里 / テリー
#4. Blow your whole arm away trying to hitch a ride against a big rig.

...at least your lost arm is still doing thumbs-up gesture :3

Stray Cat Terry

테리 / 特里 / テリー
#7. Get struck by bird stool bombing.

If you aren't damaged from the airstrike itself, you'll die from either embarrassment or the shock from the fact that this happened.

Stray Cat Terry

테리 / 特里 / テリー
#9. Trying to catwalk on the roof of a building, but ending up falling down while having 8 less lives than cats'.


Professional Watermelon Farmer
#14 Inhaled too much helium, and not enough oxygen; last words sounded like Mickey Mouse. (oddly, I recall seeing that this actually happened...be careful!)


Professional Nibbler
#16: Poking a bear (you can do it with a needle or something if you really wanna peeve it off :D)


Well-Known Member
20: Playing with that red and yellow and black danger noodle and it bit you.
To tell milk snakes from corn snakes, just remember:
'Red and Black: Friend of Jack. Red and Yellow: Kill a Fellow'.
...and not 'Red and Yellow: Nice and Mellow. Red and Black: you're in the kack!'

Anyway, ways to die!
Approach Vladimir Putin and say "Ooh, crow's feet!"