1000 ways to die

[Faustus]

226: Saying, typing, thinking or slightly intimating the phrase: "Ch*ck N*rris is a Pussy"

 

[ben909]

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225: Tried to attack Kim Jong Un using your custom Type-Su-Shi

227 stood in awe about how long that took to make... but was walking through an intersection and gets hit by a bus

 

[Stray Cat Terry]

228: Having drawn a character and having it requested/commissioned to other artist, then comparing it with yours. Now cringing to death finding out your original was a Navi from the movie: Avatar.

(Happened to me)

 

[ben909]

229: attempting to clone the pred vs pray thread

 

[Faustus]

230: claim you've delivered my parcel when it's blatantly not right here in my house. I'm talking to YOU, Hermes! Gimme!

 

[Frank Gulotta]

231: Entering a blinking contest with the sun, then a stillness contest with a rock

 

[hardman13]

232: Sleep in a tree while a sinkhole is forming beneath you.

 

[metatherat]

233. Sinking too deep into the fur of a fellowfur.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

234. Sneeze so hard that your eyes pop out while you're merging onto the highway. When you pull over to the shoulder with your hazard lights on, you try to grab your eye balls and put them back in, but it hurts too much. Then you suddenly get fried by a gamma ray burst from a pulsar 700 lightyears away.

 

[Frank Gulotta]

235 . play "the floor is lava" in a volcano

 

[hardman13]

236: WARNING - FATAL ERROR, KILLING APPLICATION appears in the sky.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

235 . play "the floor is lava" in a volcano

You deserve die if you can't tell the difference between lava and magma. The game does not work with magma.

237. Accidentally used Liquid Nails instead of toothpaste. Mouth got stuck shut. Couldn't call for help when a grizzly bear broke into the house and trapped you in the basement. Got bit by a rat and died from a combination of rabies and dehydration.

 

[Frank Gulotta]

You deserve die if you can't tell the difference between lava and magma. The game does not work with magma.

Ooh! and what are the rules of "the floor is magma"? this could save someone's life some day

 

[Frank Gulotta]

238 . Play dead a little bit too well

 

[Deleted member 82554]

239. Death by cringe.

 

[hardman13]

239: Suicide prank! (GONE WRONG) 100% REAL OMG (FOUND FOOTAGE)

 

[Water Draco]

240: Spontaneously combusting garden peas

 

[Keefur]

241: Licking a wall socket to dry your fur instantly.

 

[Sir Thaikard]

#242: Literally shitting a brick out of your butt.

 

[FooFoo4230]

#243: By mentioning to any furry that one 1000 ways to die episode, #412.
Sorry if this is annoying in any way, if it is, please tell me.

 

[MetroFox2]

244:

 

[Frank Gulotta]

245 . eating one inch of your own flesh every day for about a year

 

[Keefur]

246: You forgot to feed your pet Sabertooth Cat.

 

[lenago]

247: playing "got your nose" with Lord Voldemort

 

[ben909]

248: fight a losing battle against the forces of fluff