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1000 ways to die

254. Insulting male users in this forums by calling his breasts are bigger than yours and someone reported your insulting message to MODS.

(This gives me some Sailor Moon vibes right away...)


Former Big Toasty Cinnamon Bun
258. By summoning your persona on daytime


Undead member
259: running over thin ice


Resident Stone Age Fox
260: Inviting a Serbian, Bosnian, and Croat to go to a pub with you during "round for a pound" night.


Well-Known Member
263: stuffed in a box with a vial of cyanide by Erwin Schrodinger. Temporarily simultaneously alive and dead, at least until the bastard opens the box again to check, then definitely dead.


vaporeon character != mushroom characters
271: betrayed by their torches