1000 ways to die

[NightmareRevolution]

249. Getting trolled by a forum troll VeeStars

 

[Faustus]

250: Influenza
251: Outfluenza
252: Shake-it-all-about-fluenza

 

[Narri]

253: Death By Furpile

 

[NightmareRevolution]

254. Insulting male users in this forums by calling his breasts are bigger than yours and someone reported your insulting message to MODS.

(This gives me some Sailor Moon vibes right away...)

 

[Faustus]

255. Leering at the owner of a hyperdimensional baka hammer.

 

[metatherat]

256. Drinking antivenom while being Venom (the Marvel Comics character).

 

[Cosmic-FS]

257. Grilled alive and put into a mouseburger

 

[MainHammond]

258. By summoning your persona on daytime

 

[spectralfox]

259: running over thin ice

 

[MetroFox2]

260: Inviting a Serbian, Bosnian, and Croat to go to a pub with you during "round for a pound" night.

 

[Koriekraiz13]

261: not getting out of the devil's flight roller coaster fast enough when your friend has jamais-vu

 

[Good Boy Avery]

262: instructions unclear, got willy stuck in toaster

 

[Faustus]

263: stuffed in a box with a vial of cyanide by Erwin Schrodinger. Temporarily simultaneously alive and dead, at least until the bastard opens the box again to check, then definitely dead.

 

[Arishipshape]

264: playing Russian Roulette too many times.

 

[Good Boy Avery]

265: didn't leggo my eggo

 

[Arishipshape]

266: crushed by a giant cherry.

 

[metatherat]

267. Being mean to a cute rat by not drinking his potions and getting so filled with guilt that you take your own life.

 

[Faustus]

268. Being nice to an evil rat by drinking his suspicious bubbling potions that smell faintly of cyanide.

 

[Stray Cat Terry]

269. Applying for an experiment from an uncertified organization.

 

[Cosmic-FS]

270. A three in five one in a million chance adverse reaction to one of Birb Consumer Products fine line of cosmetics

 

[ben909]

271: betrayed by their torches

 

[Arishipshape]

272: bleeding to death after getting bit by a dragon

 

[Mike_Wolf]

273: Talking about fight club.

 

[TR273]

274: Discovering life is a game, and then falling through a map-hole.

 

[Mike_Wolf]

275. Playing with matches.