1000 ways to die

[FooFoo4230]

276: Finding Nemo! He didn’t like you finding him 20,000 leagues under the seas, so he shot your oxygen tank. You died...

 

[Mike_Wolf]

277. Sky diving without a parachute.

 

[Ruki-the-Zorua]

278. Playing Russian Roulette with a shotgun. That....almost never ends well....

 

[ssaannttoo]

279. Missing a high five from a friend and dying of sadness afterwards.. We have all done this.

 

[TR273]

280. Putting your head in anything marked 'Head Remover'.
(That's how you end up like my friend Shorty 'No Head' Wainwright.)

 

[ssaannttoo]

281. You tell your friend "Hold my beer" what happens next is your fault

 

[Ruki-the-Zorua]

282. Falling down the stairs. No life alert present.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!

 

[ssaannttoo]

283. You have fallen in the street and call life alert. The ambulance hits a speed bump

 

[Ruki-the-Zorua]

284. Arm wrestling with Thanos....with the gauntlet hand.

 

[ssaannttoo]

285. Hey guys I can fit my whole fist in my mouth!

 

[Mike_Wolf]

281. You tell your friend "Hold my beer" what happens next is your fault

This.

286. Playing with spring loaded things.

 

[Stray Cat Terry]

287. Became best friends with a stray cat, of a not-so-peaceful street.

 

[ssaannttoo]

288. Walking under a ladder when your fursona is a black cat.

 

[TR273]

289. Go up to a 'True Scotsman' and say 'Nice Skirt'.

 

[ssaannttoo]

290. Go up to a professional Wrestler and say that wrestling is fake

 

[Stray Cat Terry]

291. Tried to rob a police station.

 

[TR273]

291. Tried to rob a police station.

292. Actually rob a police station, then brag about it on Facebook and Twitter.

 

[ssaannttoo]

293. Playing chicken with the ground

 

[Stray Cat Terry]

294. Ordering pizza from Andromeda. They send you the package on rockets, regarding you are prepared enough to recieve it.

 

[ssaannttoo]

295. Going to a furry convention and saying that you do not accept nuzzles *Every furry at the convention* We must nuzzle!! *you get nuzzles to death*

 

[Stray Cat Terry]

296. Hugged to death. Not because any virus or the force of the hugs, but the bliss overload.

 

[ssaannttoo]

297. You decide to go outside without a mask, you don't die because of the virus but because you got pummeled by the people who wear masks*

#WearYourMask

 

[ben909]

297. You decide to go outside without a mask, you don't die because of the virus but because you got pummeled by the people who wear masks*

#WearYourMask

298, stabbed with a spear because you were in range

 

[ssaannttoo]

299. You go wanna go outside for a breath of fresh air. You are on the ISS.

 

[Stray Cat Terry]

300. Got swarmed by 300 you-know-who.