1000 ways to die

[Herdingcats]

301. Choked on a popsicle.

 

[ben909]

302 post in the politics and news section

 

[ssaannttoo]

303. Putting a tea drinker and a coffee drinker in one room with their drink of choice. Only one will emerge victorious.

 

[Koriekraiz13]

304: ask the guy who drove the coca cola truck if you could have a taste cause you always drink pepsi then not giving the coca cola back.

 

[ssaannttoo]

305. Becoming the spank king on Would you spank the furry above you? (give reasons why if ya like!) and asking your subjects to come spank you.

 

[Furrium]

306. To say that Crimea belongs to Turkey

 

[Faustus]

307: saying "This USA-Mexico Border Fence is completely impregnable!" and slapping it lightly with the back of your hand.
307a: It falls over on top of you
307b: Border patrol peppersprays you to death
307c: Pancho Villa takes offence

 

[Good Boy Avery]

308: nobody wins with a headbutt.

 

[Faustus]

309: Sharpied into the path of a hurricane.

 

[ssaannttoo]

310. With all the free time people have in quarantine you decide to take up a new hobby. Sword swallowing.

 

[metatherat]

311. Buying some nice salmon for dinner, only to have the anthro salmon stab you to death with a trident

 

[Cosmic-FS]

#312 Learning too late that flammable and inflammable mean the same thing

 

[hardman13]

#313 parachuting in the rain and leaving the parachute to freeze overnight before your next jump

 

[lenago]

Being kicked out after being voted as a imposter ( even though red was being kind of sus)

 

[Skittles]

315: Died waiting for Faf to come back online.

 

[Mike_Wolf]

#316 choking on chocolate chip cookies when a email came across your phone from the forum.

 

[ssaannttoo]

#317: Died of boredom waiting for the forums to come back online.

We must mourn their loss.

 

[Mike_Wolf]

#318 walking out into traffic cause you where distracted because FAF is back.

 

[ssaannttoo]

#319:

Flirting with foxes is a dangerous game. They may just take you for their own, and you'll never be seen again.

 

[Faustus]

#320:

Being shaved bald, painted red and buried up to the neck in the middle of a gridiron pitch just before Arnold Schwarzenegger arrives to deliver the symbolic 'first kick of the ball'.

 

[Mike_Wolf]

#319:

Flirting with foxes is a dangerous game. They may just take you for their own, and you'll never be seen again.

There is a reasonably decent probability that I'll be ok with that so....jokes on you.

#321 venting when there are people around.

 

[Renyard2001]

#322 Death by elephant flatulence

 

[Ravofox]

#323

...bricks falling on your head

 

[ssaannttoo]

#324:

The imposter found you.

 

[metatherat]

#325: You were found out as the imposter.