307: saying "This USA-Mexico Border Fence is completely impregnable!" and slapping it lightly with the back of your hand.
307a: It falls over on top of you
307b: Border patrol peppersprays you to death
307c: Pancho Villa takes offence
Being shaved bald, painted red and buried up to the neck in the middle of a gridiron pitch just before Arnold Schwarzenegger arrives to deliver the symbolic 'first kick of the ball'.
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