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1000 ways to die

Yakamaru

Mr. Villanous charm
348: Ever heard of "sleep like a rock"?

Well, someone didn't read the instructions for their pet rock om how to take care of it, so it ended up sleeping on your head.
 

Meta_Tiara

Well-Known Member
#349
Jump off of a skyscraper and land on the pavement with your butt, because you seen it work for Mario. Unfortunately, you are not Mario, so your butt and life are done for.
 

Rassah

Well-Known Member
#353: Hand-cranking a propeller to start the engine and forgetting to set the brakes first
 

Yakamaru

Mr. Villanous charm
359 died of boredom playing FUCKING EUROPA UNIVERSALIS.
Hope you were playing France at least.

360: Died from drinking too much radioactive waste. Yes I know it goes well with 7up or Mountain Dew, but it's not good for you.
 

Lucyfur

United forever in friendship and labour
Banned
363: waking up on a building rooftop with piano wire tied into a slip knot around your neck with your hands glued to your cheeks.
You feel a push and the ground vanishes. Next your view changes as your scream is cut off. You see it all pass your head in hand until *thud* and it appears at first glance you jumped from the building and ripped off your own head.
 

ben909

vaporeon
365: 2020

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felt like i had to do that

366 is ‘friendly’ fire from far away ships
 

ben909

vaporeon
rammed by a fishing boat going 569 knots
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... worst thing is this is not truely a bug
 

Yakamaru

Mr. Villanous charm
367: Get eaten by a Grue.
 
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