1000 ways to die

[Yakamaru]

348: Ever heard of "sleep like a rock"?

Well, someone didn't read the instructions for their pet rock om how to take care of it, so it ended up sleeping on your head.

 

[Meta_Tiara]

#349
Jump off of a skyscraper and land on the pavement with your butt, because you seen it work for Mario. Unfortunately, you are not Mario, so your butt and life are done for.

 

[metatherat]

#350: A brain-eating amoeba. With a knife.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

#351: Tried to realign the impulse flow regulators while engines were engaged.

 

[Faustus]

#352: French-Kissed a Kraken

 

[Rassah]

#353: Hand-cranking a propeller to start the engine and forgetting to set the brakes first

 

[Koriekraiz13]

#355 Getting healed by a medic but then they jump behind you.

 

[Hiridor]

#356 Tea overdose

 

[Monosuki the Aurian]

357: Got 360'd by a trickshot master with a sniper.

 

[Good Boy Avery]

358. Tried a 360 no-scope, whiffed the shot and died from fall damage.

 

[pilgrimfromoblivion]

359 died of boredom playing FUCKING EUROPA UNIVERSALIS.

 

[Yakamaru]

359 died of boredom playing FUCKING EUROPA UNIVERSALIS.

Hope you were playing France at least.

360: Died from drinking too much radioactive waste. Yes I know it goes well with 7up or Mountain Dew, but it's not good for you.

 

[pilgrimfromoblivion]

Hope you were playing France at least.

360: Died from drinking too much radioactive waste. Yes I know it goes well with 7up or Mountain Dew, but it's not good for you.

holy crap you're not banned anymore howdy
361: ate the forbidden bottom of the box cereal

 

[Faustus]

#362: tried to prove the urban myth that if you walk through a spinning airplane propeller at exactly the right time, you can avoid being hit.

 

[Lucyfur]

363: waking up on a building rooftop with piano wire tied into a slip knot around your neck with your hands glued to your cheeks.
You feel a push and the ground vanishes. Next your view changes as your scream is cut off. You see it all pass your head in hand until *thud* and it appears at first glance you jumped from the building and ripped off your own head.

 

[Dox-Tucy]

364: another planty ways how to die in our new video DD

 

[ben909]

365: 2020

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felt like i had to do that

366 is ‘friendly’ fire from far away ships

 

[ben909]

rammed by a fishing boat going 569 knots

... worst thing is this is not truely a bug

 

[Yakamaru]

367: Get eaten by a Grue.

 

[Stray Cat Terry]

368: Beat up by a bunch of extremist zealots.

 

[Mambi]

369: Being beaten up by a bunch of non-extreme apathetic zealots, who just by coincidence hated your karaoke version of "My girl."

 

[ssaannttoo]

370: Pet allergy.

 

[bandit_husky]

pet the lions at the zoo

 

[ssaannttoo]

pet the lions at the zoo

You need to add the number before hand.

 

[bandit_husky]

i forgot

You need to add the number before hand.