1000 ways to die

[ssaannttoo]

372: Getting stoned for forgetting a rule.

i forgot

You're all good.

 

[Monosuki the Aurian]

373. Was ran over by an overexcited monster truck driver.

 

[Tacoshark]

374 killed by genetically enhanced turkeys. Worst...Thanksgiving....ever

 

[Faustus]

You need to add the number before hand.

#375: failure to add the number, apparently...

 

[metatherat]

376: Going to a supermarket during September, and hearing Christmas songs being played (turns out that causes your torso to explode)

 

[Keefur]

#377 You accidentally insult a dragon.

 

[Faustus]

#378 You deliberately insult a dragon.

 

[ben909]

379: as a dragon you insult a fairy

 

[Tacoshark]

380 Bacon overdose....what a way to go

 

[ben909]

381
Noticeing all the typos you have made on fad over the past months

 

[ssaannttoo]

382:

Mom found the yiff folder.

 

[ben909]

383:
Left phone connected to an apple tv(or other screen mirroring) while looking at the normal FA

 

[ssaannttoo]

383:
Left phone connected to an apple tv(or other screen mirroring) while looking at the normal FA

I've done that before. Lol. Thank god nobody was in the house.

384:You trip and fall down the stairs (While looking down at your phone on FA.)

 

[Tacoshark]

385
Killed after crossing the knights who say ni

 

[Faustus]

#386: picked one too many scabs and the heart fell out through the hole.

 

[Deleted member 134556]

387: Too much dihydrogen monoxide ingested

 

[ben909]

388: not enough dihydrogen monoxide

 

[Mambi]

389: Hit in head by large glaciated fragment of dihydrogen monoxide.

 

[JuniperW]

390: Eat so many Cheetos that you get chronic heart failure

 

[ssaannttoo]

391: Snorting cheeto dust. Die of an over dose.

 

[ben909]

392: pvp accident

 

[Tacoshark]

393
LEEROY JENKINS!

 

[Good Boy Avery]

394 gatDAMMIT LEEROY

 

[metatherat]

395: Grew tired of the incompetence of raidmates and decided to just solo the boss.

 

[Good Boy Avery]

396 you or a loved one had mesothelioma but didn't call the number on screen