1000 ways to die

[ssaannttoo]

397:

The headache medicine of your use had a side affect of death. You should have watched the commercial more clearly.

 

[metatherat]

398: Pecked to death by anthro Thanksgiving turkeys.

 

[ben909]

399: pie overdose

 

[Tacoshark]

400 stabbed by someone who believed you were cake

 

[ssaannttoo]

401 You got stabbed by a stage knife. You passed out and hit your head cause you thought you just died.

 

[lenago]

402- got kissed by a female Komono dragon after giving her lost item back

 

[Faustus]

403 - grew your hair out a bit too long until one day it snagged in the doors on the bus. It wasn't the 'being dragged along the street at 60 miles an hour' that did it, though. It was taking the corner on two wheels and being whiplashed into a No Entry sign.

 

[Yakamaru]

404: Way not found.

 

[Tacoshark]

405 death by chocolate

 

[metatherat]

406: Being ever so unacceptable.

 

[Faustus]

407: mistaking that dangly blob of flesh at the back of a dragon's throat for a punching ball.

 

[metatherat]

408: Timing out (you die of old age)

 

[Tacoshark]

409 Ham suicide

 

[Tacoshark]

410 killed by gay mafia hitsquad

 

[lenago]

411 eating a out of date egg sandwich

 

[Faustus]

412: hit on the head by falling frozen reindeer poop (AKA the Kringle Pitstop)

 

[Yakamaru]

413: Eating too much chili.

 

[TR273]

414: Taking a loan from the Mob...
...and then refusing to repay it.

 

[Deleted member 134556]

415: ...Man eating budgies.

 

[Cosmic-FS]

416: Went on a tour of the Willy Wonka Factory and killed by one of the numerous health and safety violations in the facility.

 

[Faustus]

417: Crushed by a falling great glass elevator in the sequel.

 

[KD142000]

418: Playing Bubsy 3D at 3AM.

 

[Seph]

419: You didn’t like and subscribe with the bell on

 

[Koriekraiz13]

420: forgot to comment

 

[Tacoshark]

421 pulled an Elvis. Died on the toilet trying to squeeze 10 cheeseburgers out of your ass