1000 ways to die

[Herdingcats]

47. Take a bath in the lava of a volcano.

 

[Jkitty]

48: go out to eat with Big Smoke! (Because diabetes?)

 

[Fallowfox]

49. Suffocated by flatulent skunks

 

[Lenago]

50. Jumping out of the window forgetting you live on the 10th floor.

 

[Fallowfox]

51. Jumping out of the window, but you forgot you were in a submarine.

 

[Frank Gulotta]

Contracting a sudden, severe allergy to water.

 

[Water Draco]

Using a chainsaw as a saddle on a bicycle.

 

[Marius Merganser]

54. Crossing the streams

 

[Stray Cat Terry]

Using a chainsaw as a saddle on a bicycle.

I think I saw someone using that as snowmobile... the video was somewhere on the internet, lol

55. Jumping on the stage to ask your favourite wrestler for a signature.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

56. Drive on any road in South Carolina.

 

[Herdingcats]

57. Get crushed by a deflating jumping castle.

 

[Jkitty]

58: french kissing a shark

 

[Keefur]

59: You are crushed at the bottom of the world's largest furpile.

 

[Skittles]

60: Locked in a room with seven skunks.

 

[Simo]

61. Bit by a squirrel, and got rabies

 

[Keefur]

62: You ate the 100# prize winning watermelon at the fair... all by yourself.

 

[Faustus]

Installed an ejector seat in your helicopter.

(I know these exist, they fire sideways. Yours is military surplus from a James Bond set and goes straight up!)

 

[Niru the Husky]

64: too. much. bacon

 

[Faustus]

65: Strangled to death by a demon-possessed hairpiece. Yes, there will be... Hell Toupee!

 

[Guifrog]

66. Playing hopscotch on the railroad

 

[Jkitty]

67: eating 2 pieces of Jarrin Root

 

[Frank Gulotta]

68 : drowning in a septic tank

I... wouldn't wish that on anyone

 

[Keefur]

68 : drowning in a septic tank

I... wouldn't wish that on anyone

Um... I almost saw that happen in RL. lol

69: Too much sex!

 

[Herdingcats]

70. Get hit by large hailstones.

 

[Keefur]

71: Hitching a ride on top of a semi trailer and encountering a low bridge.