1000 ways to die

[Chad Firepaws]

1013: Got cocky around 14 werewolves

 

[ssaannttoo]

1014: Is the 15th, beta bitch werewolf.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

1015: Was the 16th, the werewolf who had to do all the chores while everyone else was in an orgy

 

[ssaannttoo]

1015: Was the 16th, the werewolf who had to do all the chores while everyone else was in an orgy

*Grumbles*

 

[ssaannttoo]

I forgot we hit it

 

[Fcomega121]

1016: tried to double the Original number >:V

(jk XD)

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Marihuana overdose
#1017

 

[ssaannttoo]

1018 fun times got a bit too carried away

 

[ben909]

1018-1
RESET THE COUNTER

 

[ssaannttoo]

1018-2?

Changed your pfp too often, so you lost all sense of self identity and imploded.

 

[Baron Tredegar]

Relevant Bionicle quote: "There are a thousand ways I could destroy you right now. And 941 of them hurt." - Makuta Teridax

1019-3
Gets killed by Makuta Teridax.

 

[Shyy]

1019-4 foxed around and found out...

 

[Sodasats20]

1019-5 anger my jump avatar
Ask @Baron Tredegar, he can kill you with ease

 

[ben909]

1018-6

made it hard for @ssaannttoo to control fourm games

 

[Chad Firepaws]

1021-7


Too much italics in the text, and it tipped over and crushed you

 

[ssaannttoo]

1018-6

made it hard for @ssaannttoo to control fourm games

I was gonna try to upload this image https://soundcloud.com/amthalyi%2Fyou-get-what-you-fucking
Buuuuuut jerks made it so I cant, why we cant have nice things

1018-8 did a mean thing on the internet.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

1023-9 Was sucked into a whimsical fantasy world made entirely of methane

 

[Foxridley]

1024-π Got a pie in the face at escape velocity.
(apparently you can't do superscripts here?)

 

[Shyy]

1004.7- firmware failure

 

[ssaannttoo]

1034-42143

Numbers

 

[Foxridley]

1516-23
Didn't push the button after 108 minutes.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

39283-88.34

Took a delightful family trip to Asbestos World

 

[ben909]

2r14 i took a glue gun into combat over a normal gun

 

[Chad Firepaws]

1784-? Aged like fine milk

 

[ben909]

r2 16 we got the numbers mixed up