1000 ways to die

[Chad Firepaws]

><3 Lost last remaining brain cell

 

[ben909]

i ment it as (round 2)-(new counter

 

[ssaannttoo]

3242-6834 tried using numbers.

 

[Chaosmasterdelta]

Your popularity causes crazy fans to tear you apart while fighting over you.

 

[Koriekraiz13]

R2- 20: heard someone yell "ANDY'S COMING" while you were on the top of the empire state building, looking over the edge.

 

[ben909]

r2- 21

fire nation attacked

 

[Faustus]

r2-22 - killed by own time-travelling reincarnation, because your next life is WAY better and they wanted to enjoy it sooner.

 

[Foxridley]

r2-23 Hit by a meteorite while talking about how lecturing someone on how unlikely it is to be killed by a meteorite.

 

[Baron Tredegar]

28 morbillion

You angered the Dr. Michael Morbius

 

[Shyy]

R2-24- side stepped the train, failed to notice the steam roller when you jumped away from the tracks.

 

[ben909]

r2-25 went outside in heat wave and became bacon

 

[ssaannttoo]

r2-25, Evaporated.

 

[Foxridley]

r2-26 Preventing your own birth through time travel.

 

[ben909]

r2-27
existence permit was denied

 

[Shyy]

R2-28 chainsaw juggling

 

[ssaannttoo]

r2-29 Wanted to see how stretchy they were.

 

[Shyy]

R2- 30 tried to bring back sexy back

 

[Foxridley]

R2-31
Spontaneous nuclear fusion of all the hydrogen in your body.

 

[Shyy]

R2-32 tried to take a soupbone away from the bulldog...

 

[ben909]

r2-33 bone was poisoned

 

[WhiteFur]

Attempted to hug a British Royal Guard

 

[Faustus]

r2-35 - forgetting to number your death suggestion

 

[ssaannttoo]

r2-36 got santo butt to the face

 

[ben909]

r2-37

tried to outpost ssaannttoo

 

[Shyy]

R2-38 drowned in the desert, in minecraft.