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1000 ways to die

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
r2-39

drowned in this wet ass pussy
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
r2-44
tried to use spine as a weapon like on tv
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
r2-46: Gayed too hard one night.
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
r2-47
Death By Astrology, Part 1: Uranus is in the house of Capricorn.
(Smashed in the butt by a goat - cause of death: fractured pelvis)
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
r2-48 woke me up before ive had my tea
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
r2-50
Death by Astrology, Part 2: Mars in opposition to Pluto
(your mother hated your new vicious-looking dog, so she locked you in a room with it and it ate you.)
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
r2-53 believed in the cake
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
R2-59: Death by Astrology, Part 3: Mercury Ascendant

An antique clinical thermometer breaks while in your ass end, ant it gives you mercury poisoning.
 

Baron Tredegar

Master of Forgotten Lore
R2-61

Used a Scroll of Icarian Flight but was unable to slow their fall.
 

Firuthi Dragovic

World Serpent, overly defensive
R2-62

Assaulted by four ninjas with cannons.

(I swear, I am SICK of seeing the Kuva Zarr in Warframe.)
 
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