101 THINGS YOU CAN'T DO IN A FURSUIT !!!

[toots]

I'm not sure how many "Shouldn'ts" people have here, but one in a fursuit shouldn't try to harrass the Dog Catcher ;-;

And one shouldn't go to the Dog Park to play frisbee x3

 

[TamaraRose]

I'm not sure how many "Shouldn'ts" people have here, but one in a fursuit shouldn't try to harrass the Dog Catcher ;-;

And one shouldn't go to the Dog Park to play frisbee x3

aww but harassing the dog catcher in a cat suit is fun and frisbee is fun till you get mauled

 

[Kit_Cheetah]

you shouldn't use the litter box.

 

[thebeast76]

Murder
Send a fax
Make coffee
Cook bacon
Shop for a prom dress
Drink liquor
Fly a plane
Hang out at an airfield (spinning props + bad visibility = BAD)
Pilot a helicopter
Sail a boat solo
Try to type your English final
Do PCP, peyote, cocaine, marihuana, or methamphetamines.
Go to a bachelor party
Do the Lindy Hop
Harass clowns
Molest children
Rape
Arson/Molotov cocktails
Run for government office
Crash a PETA meeting
Racism

 

[Greenbunny45]

Become the president of the united states

 

[Koji]

Go out on your first date...

 

[Whitenoise]

77. Get raped without it being comical

Should be number one.

Also, you all forgot maintaining any semblance of self respect, not to mention hygiene =P .

 

[Miles_Rose]

#74 - Lick your crotch...


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I can do that *Is a VERY flexible furry in and out of suit*

 

[nightstride]

Those good old suiters are forever coming up with new activities that you can do in a fursuit, bowling seems a popular one as does 'yiffing' it seems (if a website I visited recently is to be believed!)

HOWEVER.....

Following a recent thread I started higlighting an annual furry boating trip that some of our British suiters organise, it has been pointed out that there are some things that you can't or shouldn't practically do in a fursuit - so let's see how many we can find.

I'll start.

#1 - PLAYING A PIANO UNLESS THE KEYS ARE ALL 3" WIDE.

This is a lie...Bucktown Tiger does it QUITE well in suit and all from memory, thanks

 

[LuckyM]

#2867 whip it out (unless you cut a hole)

 

[thebeast76]

#2867 whip it out

Times you SHOULD whip it:

When a problem comes along
Before the cream sits out too long
When something's going wrong

 

[sablelieger]

You can't headbang properly (without your head being thrown into the next zip code).

 

[Koji]

You can't headbang properly (without your head being thrown into the next zip code).

Speak for yourself, My head is fastened on =^.^=

#whatever: Go to your college if your rivals mascot is the same species as your fursuit.

 

[zevvy]

#?: Dial a number on a cell phone. (or most phones for that matter)

 

[Hackfox]

Ride a bike off a ramp through a ring of fire then onto a trampoline to then be sprung into a tank of water filled with sharks. You might be able to do that in a fur suit.

 

[gypsythecabbit]

Kiss

 

[xiath]

you souldn't let the desire to light something on fire while in a fursuit... may be bad...

(i don't have a fur suit atm so take my things with a grain of salt)
probably couldn't make it through security at the air port with one on...

draw as good as you normally do.

 

[conejo]

#?: Dial a number on a cell phone. (or most phones for that matter)

hah i just experienced that!
#?? go in a drive thru fast food

wait a minute...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WifjCyIk4nU

 

[thebeast76]

Be taken seriously

 

[Phsuke]

Deny your a furry..........?

 

[thebeast76]

Deny your a furry..........?

2 words. College mascots.

 

[Miles_Rose]

Walk down a crowded street without stopping for pictures.

 

[steelbeard]

WAHEY - THE THREAD-STARTER STEELBEARD RETURNS [Tumbleweeds drift past]

We lost count so let's say about 350.....

351 - Get a sun-tan!

 

[steelbeard]

You can't headbang properly (without your head being thrown into the next zip code).

Confirmed, Two bars of Iron Maiden's 'Two minutes to midnight' results in fursuit-head ejection..

 

[hiphopopotimus]

#353 - Give a lecture on oligarchical collectivism
#354 - Be inconspicuous