5 words each

[Chad Firepaws]

sexual telemarketing. @ssaannttoo got called

 

[ssaannttoo]

in as their grand ambassador

 

[Chad Firepaws]

, calling phones left and right

 

[ssaannttoo]

to find the chosen one.

 

[Outré]

So they can be destroyed

 

[ssaannttoo]

IN THE GREAT BUTTHOLE OF

 

[Outré]

Beavis, the great bungholio himself

 

[Chad Firepaws]

. Eventually they were found, it's

 

[Mambi]

hard to describe how intoxicated

 

[ssaannttoo]

they become from all of their

 

[Chad Firepaws]

lusty shenanigans in beautiful Key West.

 

[ssaannttoo]

The scenic views only making

 

[Minerva_Minx]

the straight guys go gay

 

[Hiridor]

and the gay guys go

 

[ssaannttoo]

to hell for their sins. (plz love gay people ;w; people are people and deserve love)

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Turns out Satan is gay

 

[ssaannttoo]

and he gave them all

 

[Mambi]

extreme flexibility, a gift for

 

[Chad Firepaws]

the writhing and convulsing masses.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Now everybody goes down stairs

 

[larigot]

, into the basement of lust,

 

[Outré]

where they are chained down

 

[Mambi]

and spanked until they decide

 

[Hiridor]

tea or coffee? The right

 

[larigot]

answer may surprise you! It's