5 words each

[Chad Firepaws]

to lather the entire meal

 

[Punk_M0nitor]

With that vinegary goodness, and

 

[Chad Firepaws]

it tasted delightfully bitter. He

 

[Punk_M0nitor]

Skipped to the next restaurant

 

[Chad Firepaws]

, @Simo's Skunky Sandwich Shop, where

 

[Punk_M0nitor]

He found the bread was

 

[Chad Firepaws]

9000% garlic, .001% flour, and

 

[Punk_M0nitor]

He loved it! He ate

 

[space_strayCat]

10 million of them, fast!

 

[Punk_M0nitor]

But afterward, he felt

 

[Chad Firepaws]

sort of queasy. "Uh oh-

 

[space_strayCat]

-I don't feel so good."

 

[ssaannttoo]

He said before spewing his

 

[larigot]

hateful and profane commentary about

 

[Mambi]

the intense musk of skunks

 

[space_strayCat]

he got kicked out for

 

[Chad Firepaws]

not being a musky husky

 

[larigot]

, so he vowed vengeance against

 

[Mambi]

sandwich shops everywhere, except Soobway

 

[ssaannttoo]

cause he always knew he'd

 

[Mambi]

always want a six incher

 

[Chad Firepaws]

crammed down his thirsty throat

 

[larigot]

. But then, something historic happened:

 

[Chad Firepaws]

HE GOT A WHOLE FOOTLONG

 

[Faustus]

and passed it, entirely undamaged