5 words each

[ScaratheWolf]

who like a purple hippopotamus(es?) that

 

[Fallowfox]

fart loudly in enclosed spaces

 

[Yakamaru]

, but then came along someone

 

[ScaratheWolf]

With a can of febreze

 

[larigot]

and half a litre of

 

[ScaratheWolf]

bleach, a shovel, and a

 

[Chad Firepaws]

alibi. The poor hippo could

 

[space_strayCat]

go to mars with a

 

[Mambi]

large enough trebuchet and counterweight,

 

[ScaratheWolf]

to overthrow the martian government,

 

[larigot]

but evading the febreze man

 

[ssaannttoo]

so he could remain musky.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

He landed on Sailor Moon

 

[Mambi]

while seeking out Sailor Uranus,

 

[Baron Tredegar]

to stop the droid attack,

 

[Vic]

which was now extremely overdue,

 

[Chad Firepaws]

despite having Amazon Prime. The

 

[ssaannttoo]

closeted gays now coming out

 

[larigot]

, tell him that the secret

 

[Hoodwinks]

cure is thigh high boots

 

[Chad Firepaws]

and plenty of old-fashioned gin rummy.

 

[ssaannttoo]

And nothing else! Just gin

 

[Chad Firepaws]

flowed from the castle walls

 

[ssaannttoo]

like coom from a fox's tight

 

[Chad Firepaws]

nostrils. What an unexpected turn