5 words each

[ssaannttoo]

But not quite as wooden

 

[Emberfrost]

As the school doors are.

 

[GungHoLizard]

The fiddler shouts "Hadouken!" as

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

all four fiddle strings break.

 

[Emberfrost]

Three days later, two mice

 

[GungHoLizard]

see King Dedede eating a

 

[Emberfrost]

Duck stuffed into a chicken

 

[GungHoLizard]

also stuffed into a radioactive

 

[Emberfrost]

Alligator eating a wooden plank

 

[GungHoLizard]

.The two mice named Biscuit

 

[Emberfrost]

And cookie walked to the

 

[GungHoLizard]

aforementioned polka party to solve

 

[Emberfrost]

a mystery about a green

 

[GungHoLizard]

gummy bear who's overrated. Witnesses

(Can't tell if overrated is one word or 2)

 

[Emberfrost]

claim that they saw it
(I think it's one?)

 

[GungHoLizard]

singing narcissistic songs about itself.

 

[Emberfrost]

So Biscuit and Cookie left

 

[GungHoLizard]

in search for clues. Suddenly,

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

the train derailed and flipped!

 

[GungHoLizard]

A giant origami monster shaped

 

[Emberfrost]

A loaf of bread which

 

[GungHoLizard]

caused the derailing roars loudly.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Mighty quakes forming from the

 

[space_strayCat]

cracks of the disco floor

 

[ssaannttoo]

, disco zombies breaking out to