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    Default Rant: Retired cop shoots texter in movie theater, texter dies

    http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/13/justic...ing/index.html

    So basically this guy is texting during the previews to check up on his daughter. Retired cop gets angry at him, goes to get manager. Comes back empty handed. The two of them argue and the texter throws popcorn at the cop. The cop shoots at him in retaliation, and the texter later dies. Cop is charged with second degree murder.

    From what I've heard the defense is claiming it's a "self-defense" shooting. Seems they're pulling a Zimmerman here. Only in Florida.

    I hate texters in movie theaters as well, but I don't shoot them.


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    Default Re: Rant: Retired cop shoots texter in movie theater, texter dies

    in the guy's defense, It is estimated between 170-190 people die per year from choking on popcorn, making it one of the top 5 most dangerous snack.
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    Default Re: Rant: Retired cop shoots texter in movie theater, texter dies

    The self defense plea will only work if the texter was black. :V
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    Default Re: Rant: Retired cop shoots texter in movie theater, texter dies

    It's just the god damned previews. Not like it's during the actual movie.

    Also, self defense? What the christ?

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    Default Re: Rant: Retired cop shoots texter in movie theater, texter dies

    God dammit Obama, now's the time to care. :V

    But seriously, I want to know how this is even remotely justifiable.
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    Default Re: Rant: Retired cop shoots texter in movie theater, texter dies

    Reminds me of a movie I saw last summer:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07koWDo7-P0

    (And someone's gonna have to teach me how to make this so it's just the video here, instead of a link.)

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    Default Re: Rant: Retired cop shoots texter in movie theater, texter dies

    Quote Originally Posted by IAmTheFatman666 View Post
    Reminds me of a movie I saw last summer:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07koWDo7-P0

    (And someone's gonna have to teach me how to make this so it's just the video here, instead of a link.)
    Because people abused the fuck out of youtube and autoplay, certain places on the forums do not allow embedded youtube videos.

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    Default Re: Rant: Retired cop shoots texter in movie theater, texter dies

    I don't think the ex-cop is getting off, the self-defense platform is what the defense team is paid to do. I feel sorry for feel sorry for lawyers appointed by the court cause they are forced to play the devils advocate.
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    Ex cop, so you have all the interpersonal issues with power and authority that get cops into trouble every day. Now morph this with a senile 71 year old with a license to carry and its easy to see how it happened. The worlds full of crazy people these days, you shouldn't taunt anyone. This is terrible but people also need to be responsible for their own safety to a degree. If you flip someone off on the freeway, you might get shot. It's not right, but its the world in which we live. If you wanna survive, you gotta keep your head on the swivel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by powderhound View Post
    Ex cop, so you have all the interpersonal issues with power and authority that get cops into trouble every day. Now morph this with a senile 71 year old with a license to carry and its easy to see how it happened. The worlds full of crazy people these days, you shouldn't taunt anyone. This is terrible but people also need to be responsible for their own safety to a degree. If you flip someone off on the freeway, you might get shot. It's not right, but its the world in which we live. If you wanna survive, you gotta keep your head on the swivel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Antronach View Post
    Are you seriously saying the victim deserved what happened to him?
    I didn't really pick that up from what he said, more or less that they just should've been more careful. Sometimes, you can just never tell with people.
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    Default Re: Rant: Retired cop shoots texter in movie theater, texter dies

    Remind me to never throw popcorn at old people.


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    One of the pieces could have poked his eye
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    Default Re: Rant: Retired cop shoots texter in movie theater, texter dies

    If only he hadn't retired, he could have gotten away with it.

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    Default Re: Rant: Retired cop shoots texter in movie theater, texter dies

    I've read "retarded cop" first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by powderhound View Post
    Ex cop, so you have all the interpersonal issues with power and authority that get cops into trouble every day. Now morph this with a senile 71 year old with a license to carry and its easy to see how it happened. The worlds full of crazy people these days, you shouldn't taunt anyone. This is terrible but people also need to be responsible for their own safety to a degree. If you flip someone off on the freeway, you might get shot. It's not right, but its the world in which we live. If you wanna survive, you gotta keep your head on the swivel.
    Sadly thats very true. Used to be where you could fight someone 1v1 and be done with it. Now you so much as yell at someone and they pull a knife or gun on you ready to kill you over 'disrespecting' them. Or if you get in a fist fight someone has to call their cousin, brother, and the rest of their crew to jump you. The world has no honor and is dangerous.
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    Senile men with guns is never a good idea. They are twitchy, unreliable, cranky and likely prone to "in my day" fits.
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    Jeez, another self-defence bullshit case? At least in California, when ya get shot, the fucker usually goes to jail -_-
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    I'm not surprised. Everyone has a gun nowadays, even your crazy neighbors down the street and you'll never know when they'll snap. That's why I always make sure to carry something on me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lastdirewolf View Post
    Jeez, another self-defence bullshit case? At least in California, when ya get shot, the fucker usually goes to jail -_-
    Yeah except I'd like to see the defense legit pull of self defense in this case...I mean what, POPCORN is life threatening now?
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    It's such a shame really. The guy who was shot did nothing illegal and only acted on concern for his daughter- the retired officer caused all the ruckus! It's scary to think that in America, your life can come to a permanent halt if an old fart with a gun gets butthurt over something ridiculous. He had a wife and family!
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    Oh look, another "responsible" gunowner in the USA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkwing View Post
    I'm not surprised. Everyone has a gun nowadays, even your crazy neighbors down the street and you'll never know when they'll snap. That's why I always make sure to carry something on me.
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