Haha. Finnish always has to have those loooong words!
I was gonna post a version in Spanish, then a version in Quenya, a conlang structurally based on Finnish, and phonologically based on Italian.
I'm not fluent, but I know a bit of French. But it seems several people have beat me to it =(
But just for fun... "J'aime manger la tarte tres beaucoup! Je prefere la tarte de pomme, et parfois la tarte de pecan, aussi. Mais... j'aime tout le monde!" XD I'm lame. Sorry, no accents, but I'm sure there is an abuncance of errors.
je m'appelle grimfang. je suis awesome.
About all I can really come up with..