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A Master, I guess

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thesilentcrow

New Member
I'm a young, caring master with a lot of time on his hands and i'm looking for anyone, preferably female but male is okay too, to be my Pet and/or Slave. Just a warning it does include doing things irl that might be out of normal peoples comfort zone.
 

RestlessDreamer

Scary Monster; Super Creep
A/S/L loking 4 a BBW chinchilla or foxxxxy laddie! MSG me 4 gud timez LOLOL! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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RestlessDreamer

Scary Monster; Super Creep
All spiteful satire aside, OP, a few quick tips:

1) FAF community is more about people who are into the art and fursuiting and whatnot. Yeah, we're all dirty birds (it goes with the territory) but we aren't here looking for hookups particularly.

2) NEVER sub onto any forum board, make a profile, and then immediately try to patrol for booty. This goes triply if you don't do anything to create a profile. It just makes you look like a sexual predator (and not the entertaining type like Mizu [God bless him wherever he is])

3) And this is for real life as well - be a person. Your approach is more akin to a lonely hearts Craigslist local sex ad than it is a way to make you appealing to someone who might actually be into what you are offering.

Anyway, that's it. As sharp as my tone may be, I wish you well. If you want to hang around here, go make a proper introduction thread and establish yourself as a person (an avatar helps). Elsewise, no one one these boards is going to pick up what you're putting down.
 

1000bluntz

mark ass trick
Ignore the haters OP, I respect your grind and salute you. I hope you find the young preferred female (or if you have to settle, male) slave that will sexually subjugate themselves to you willingly.
 

N30Nphoenix

Kitty-fox
Hey op bby, I charge 30$ an hr would that work? :V

seriously though, start up an actual intro thread
 

mcjoel

Pepmurrmint Fox
I'll be your pet OP as long as you feed me sushi flown in from Japan steak from texas and Guinness You also must buy me a diamond studed collar and I'm going to have to be the Top :V
 

Sarcastic Coffeecup

Hand. Cannot. Erase.
You're certainly not a master of tact
 

RestlessDreamer

Scary Monster; Super Creep
I'll be your pet OP as long as you feed me sushi flown in from Japan steak from texas and Guinness You also must buy me a diamond studed collar and I'm going to have to be the Top :V

McJoel, I think that no longer makes you a pet but a high-class escort.

Also, now I want quality sushi damn it. :confused:
 

Crunchy_Bat

Incoherent Babble Master
A/S/L loking 4 a BBW chinchilla or foxxxxy laddie! MSG me 4 gud timez LOLOL! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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OmG!! Im 14/F/paradise!!!!! lololol your cuuuute
 

Harbinger

The Last of Us.
The only masters allowed on these boards are pokemon ones, try pounced.
 

Ayattar

Banned
Banned
Having to endure irresistible urge for holocausting for the third time today... Yes, definitely, few days of absence from the forum would be a great idea.

Plox pm me when things will be back to normal.
 

CaptainCool

Lady of the lake
Ah yes, the FAF Offtopic section... The magical gift that keeps on giving!
 
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