A sad fox

[Talvi]

This topic was an obvious, admittedly silly parody and you're bloody retarded for not realising.

 

[Enigmaticat]

If this is true im sorry.

...If not, you're an asshole.

 

[Grand Hatter]

Oh you poor thing! This one time, in band camp (unintelligible ramblings)
And I've only got 4 vodka coolers left :O

 

[yoka_neko]

i cant help but feel this is a mimic of a previous post..

 

[Uro]

Shut up and go to school and learn to write. Or if that is too hard use the spell check provided on the forums.

I know this is a troll topic anyhow, but meh.

 

[C. Lupus]

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higuys, im depressed, i met this girl and she was so hot and cool and i thort she thort i ws cool 2, coz she sent me this message on msn "hi xx" but then she hasnt been on msn for 2 wks, omg. and she was depressed too an i think she might have killed herself or smth after talking to me. im in love w/ her and i feel bad, and i dnt kno what ill do when this jack daniels runs out.

if ur a troll, post, i dnt care, ill take any kind of attention right now.

Funny.

 

[Tycho]

You forgot a link to a YouTube vid of Air Supply. That would have been the frosting on your troll cake.

 

[pheonix]

If this actually happened I hope nothing bad happened to her and she talks to you soon. If your lying to get attention please do that somewhere else. I have plenty of problems to I hope this work out for you and nothing bad happens. hope you feel better.

 

[Kume]

Looks to me like there are 2 of the exact same thread......


Coincidence?

 

[coffinberry]

what a woeful tale, have you sought out help for yourself? i think theres someone on here who can help you, hes going through the same

drink vodka!

Looks to me like there are 2 of the exact same thread......


Coincidence?

are you for real? ARE YOU?!@

 

[evilteddybear]

I hope that you are alone forever.

 

[Nargle]

Why do want to act like an asshole? I really don't understand this, at all =( Why would you prefer to kick someone while he's down over of helping them?

 

[Khizzy]

You're a cunt.

British? Right, I'm going to find you and I'm going to kick you in your fucking balls.

 

[Tycho]

Yeah, OP's a tool. I don't much care for the sympathy-seeking threads, personally, but if I was going to troll about them I'd do a better job than this.

You're a cunt.

British? Right, I'm going to find you and I'm going to kick you in your fucking balls.

You're making the assumption that his balls have actually dropped yet.

 

[Khizzy]

Valid point, sir. Valid point.

 

[Talvi]

Yeah, I'm sorry. I couldn't be as funny as all those who posted after me. I have failed.

 

[Khizzy]

Hum. Well at least you apologised.

See also - don't be such a fucking twat.

 

[DemonOftheFall19]

Hum. Well at least you apologised.

*cough cough sputter*

*plays first line of home nucleonics by SYL, as it fits so well.*

 

[C. Lupus]

I did post to get attention, that's why I did make the post, since I dunno If I wanna bring this up with my IRL buddies, I turned over here for comfort.

 

[Whitenoise]

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[Kimmerset]

It takes little more than a retarded monkey to turn a paragraph into "'tard speak" and post a lame form of sattire. Take pride in your trolling, for Gods sake.

 

[KittenAdmin]

I did post to get attention, that's why I did make the post, since I dunno If I wanna bring this up with my IRL buddies, I turned over here for comfort.

Guy... quite honestly let me lay this out for you:

We are people hundreds of miles away from you, we can be caring and understanding... but in all reality we don't KNOW you.

Your friends IRL KNOW you. And if they can't understand what you are going through, or make fun of you for it, they really aren't friends at all.

 

[Kilre]

Postcount plus one.

 

[Gavrill]

Postcount plus one.

Why don't you post more? D:

 

[Kesteh]

It smells of copypasta.