A Traumatising Experience

[LizardKing]

lol guns

I've got a metal pole with a bigger chunk of metal on the end. That'll do.

 

[blackfuredfox]

lol guns

I've got a metal pole with a bigger chunk of metal on the end. That'll do.

thats pretty much what my Pazerfaust is, cept shaped and painted.

 

[Krevan]

lol guns

I've got a metal pole with a bigger chunk of metal on the end. That'll do.

Much better idea than using a gun

 

[Ceuper]

God damn you people are armed to the teeth.

If someone were in my house I would just grab whatever I could use to knock them out, if it came to that.

 

[blackfuredfox]

God damn you people are armed to the teeth.

If someone were in my house I would just grab whatever I could use to knock them out, if it came to that.

dude, go pick up a hollow handgrenade for like $7, pull the pin and aim for the head, probably stop them for a second and then be scared shitless from what they assume is a live grenade at their feet giving you time to beeat them with a blunt object.

 

[Ceuper]

dude, go pick up a hollow handgrenade for like $7, pull the pin and aim for the head, probably stop them for a second and then be scared shitless from what they assume is a live grenade at their feet giving you time to beeat them with a blunt object.

I would have to look like kind of a moron to throw an apparently live grenade in my house.

 

[Torrijos-sama]

I was born ready... I search my house everyday because I think someone might be there. Not to sound paranoid, but it is a very strange feeling I get, and always right before 10 PM.

 

[Shino]

Let's see: someone tries to break into the apartment of an off-duty police officer. Am I prepared?

Yeah, he's fucked. With a capital F. Actually, it'd be kinda funny. Talk about choosing the wrong targets...

 

[LizardKing]

Much better idea than using a gun

Yeah, especially since they're illegal here.

 

[blackfuredfox]

I would have to look like kind of a moron to throw an apparently live grenade in my house.

woudnt they be stupid for breaking into a person's house?

 

[pixthor]

I have two revolvers waiting for him right on my computer desk. That, and a .22 rifle. Which I'm always on by the way.

 

[Krevan]

Screw it, if someone broke into my house... guns are way too easy and unclassy.

I would give him the full blown Home Alone treatment complete with "the sound of a tool chest coming down the stairs" and a "Suck Brick Kid"

 

[blackfuredfox]

Screw it, if someone broke into my house... guns are way too easy and unclassy.

I would give him the full blown Home Alone treatment complete with "the sound of a tool chest coming down the stairs" and a "Suck Brick Kid"

dont forget the paint cans and electric sink.

 

[WolvesSoulZ]

Let see... Fighting abilities, some martial art, my shape, at least 3 knife in my room and a machette, 4 airsoft...

So i guess i'd just stay cool and pick what's more usefull... So fist or machette. Knock him down and call the police to come pick him.

 

[Hir]

I would have used MY BARE HANDS.





Ok probably I would have used the nearest large wieldable object. In my case now? Hmm, *Looks around room*, A floor lamp.

 

[blackfuredfox]

I would have used MY BARE HANDS.





Ok probably I would have used the nearest large wieldable object. In my case now? Hmm, *Looks around room*, A floor lamp.

no no no no no, use Fisto!, the power fist that is made of metal.

 

[Hir]

no no no no no, use Fisto!, the power fist that is made of metal.

I don't happen to have one of those laying around, unfortunately.

quite

 

[Azure]

which base?

9/11 bro, 9/11.

 

[Torrijos-sama]

Do a barrel roll, then use your Shaolin spade.

 

[ChapperIce]

Oh god my older brother did that to me! He goes to NC for college, and he was coming up for a visit, but got a late start, so he didn't get here until 3 am. Me being the nightowl that I am, was up, and was scared when I heard someone trying to turnthe doorknob. Then ran the fuck in the bathroom and locked the door when I heard them open the back door and come in!!! Come up the stairs...up to the bathroom door.

and say my name. God I was fucking petrified. He laughed at me and hugged me and we hung out before he went to bed.

 

[Krevan]

Whats a shaolin spade?

 

[Jelly]

Hide and let them take my things.

EH.
I'm a lover not a fighter.

I don't think I have anything easy to sell and easy to take lying around.
Like, what, are they going to take my faggy japanese table lamp?



...OH GOD, MY BANJO.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ;CCC

 

[Nocturne]

Every time I'm home alone and get freaked, I go straight for the big kitchen knives 8)

 

[Robertraccoon]

That's what real guns are for, you will never feel as scared having a .44 on your belt, sure some innocent people may turn up dead now and them like that guy in Idaho; god damit if your going to gain 400 pounds you should not wear brown clothing or people will mistake you for a bear.

 

[Nargle]

I would hope Basil's barking would scare him off, but then again he'd probably step on Basil and smush him. After that I'd probably start throwing electronics at him and offering to help him carry things to his car so long as he doesn't rape or kill me.

**Sigh** I need a tazer.