ZalexZTK
Active Member
Maybe it hasn't been 5 years since I first found myself in the clutches of the community, but we'll let this one post mark the day I decided to say, "Hey. Let's grab a coffee/drink/lunch/ice cream/insert whatever will make you want to hang out with me here".
I go by Zalex online, and that goes for my sona as well. I've been a furry for a few years now, solidifying myself as the furred dragon I am today! Now that I'm a big boy, it's time to step outside and make some friends, so here I am. It's your lucky day! Here's a list of things you get access to with the low, low price of one conversation:
- Constant witty remarks and jokes at every corner about anything that may come up (Think of me as Mirage, except more handsome, funnier, and also a furry)
WARNING - MAY BE ANNOYING TO SOME VIEWERS. DISCRETION IS ADVISED
- The kind of guy that'll go with the flow. What's that? I just dropped my phone in the ocean? "Dang. Well that sucks." Useful if you're prone to making mistakes and don't want to be judged too harshly
- A judgement-free zone. You got something to say that you just know someone out there will point at and say, "Wow that's [redacted]!", give it to me instead. We're all different. There's no shame in liking something. You know, as long as it's legal.
- Maybe you don't like personality in people. Maybe you're the type of person to respond with "k" and other fun one-liner messages that lead to nowhere. If that's the case then don't talk to me, I'm not carrying you in a conversation. However, I can and will carry you in a game! Need a trash can that takes itself as your last squad member? I've got you. Got a hankering to get whooped in Smash? I've got you. Need someone to watch you build your dream mansion in some sort of sandbox game with blocks? That's boring, but I've got you.
- Need some arm candy to take to your next meet/convention? Right here my man. I may not be the prettiest dragon on the website, but you'll get all the guys coming your way. To me, that is. They want me. But hey! I can say you brought me there and that'll give you exposure, right? People like exposure....right?
There's so much more you can get rocking with me, but I won't spoil anything else. Afraid you're just going to have to talk to me or something funky like that, idk. Don't be afraid to! Best case scenario, we hit it off and have some fun! Worst case, it doesn't work out but at least we know each other's names. That's gotta sound good to you. That concludes my "introduction". I want friends, so get in here and introduce yourself back.
I go by Zalex online, and that goes for my sona as well. I've been a furry for a few years now, solidifying myself as the furred dragon I am today! Now that I'm a big boy, it's time to step outside and make some friends, so here I am. It's your lucky day! Here's a list of things you get access to with the low, low price of one conversation:
- Constant witty remarks and jokes at every corner about anything that may come up (Think of me as Mirage, except more handsome, funnier, and also a furry)
WARNING - MAY BE ANNOYING TO SOME VIEWERS. DISCRETION IS ADVISED
- The kind of guy that'll go with the flow. What's that? I just dropped my phone in the ocean? "Dang. Well that sucks." Useful if you're prone to making mistakes and don't want to be judged too harshly
- A judgement-free zone. You got something to say that you just know someone out there will point at and say, "Wow that's [redacted]!", give it to me instead. We're all different. There's no shame in liking something. You know, as long as it's legal.
- Maybe you don't like personality in people. Maybe you're the type of person to respond with "k" and other fun one-liner messages that lead to nowhere. If that's the case then don't talk to me, I'm not carrying you in a conversation. However, I can and will carry you in a game! Need a trash can that takes itself as your last squad member? I've got you. Got a hankering to get whooped in Smash? I've got you. Need someone to watch you build your dream mansion in some sort of sandbox game with blocks? That's boring, but I've got you.
- Need some arm candy to take to your next meet/convention? Right here my man. I may not be the prettiest dragon on the website, but you'll get all the guys coming your way. To me, that is. They want me. But hey! I can say you brought me there and that'll give you exposure, right? People like exposure....right?
There's so much more you can get rocking with me, but I won't spoil anything else. Afraid you're just going to have to talk to me or something funky like that, idk. Don't be afraid to! Best case scenario, we hit it off and have some fun! Worst case, it doesn't work out but at least we know each other's names. That's gotta sound good to you. That concludes my "introduction". I want friends, so get in here and introduce yourself back.
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