here's a rap I wrote about Mad Hatter Oniedus enjoy
Protect your classes, guard your namespace
Look who's been included-- GOD.H
That's me: the Nazareth of C
I'm such a deity void pointers can't cast to me
Preprocess THIS, bitch: your face on my dick!
My Photoshop skills make Steve Gates sick!
You know me, I'm the M-A-D
Mad Hatter Oniedus, now bow down before me
The Hacker Quarterly can't even contain me
'cuz these Depends are too hot to give away for free