AI Storytime!

[metatherat]

People said that constructing a Dyson sphere around the sun would be challenging, but they were wrong! All that was needed was rats. Lots of squeaky rats. You see, rats are able to detect the sun's heat, which gives them heat. The reason they can sense heat is because they have a heat-sensitive organ called the optic nerve. This gives them an image of their surroundings and helps them find food. A rat can even feel its own heat if it is in the sun, because of a complex series of receptors in the skin. You can imagine how this might affect a Dyson sphere: the rats will be able to sense and respond to their surroundings, which would then make them more likely to get food. So, what do the rats do? They don't just walk into the sun, they actually run across it. As long as the rats' heat-sensitive organs aren't injured or damaged, they're fine. "You might think this is a really dumb idea," says Shattuck, "and you'd be right."

 

[Faustus]

There was something lurking out there in the fog, thought Simo the Skunk, and as it came closer he realized he was not alone. He had not seen anything, but there was something there. The creature, however, didn't seem to be trying to scare him. In fact, it had a strange sort of affection for him . .. for some reason, he felt drawn to it. He had never felt that way about anything, but this creature seemed so ... special. He couldn't help himself; he wanted to see it. He was so curious, he didn 't even care that there were three of them, each with a different face and different eyes . .. He reached for the nearest creature and held it in his arms , just for a moment . .. Then the creature took a bite out of Sim o's arm and , before he could do anything , it had disappeared into the fog . The Skunk felt the strangest sense of peace and content ment, until he realized what the creature had done .

 

[metatherat]

Your new fursona should totally be a rat, because you're a rat, right? Right? Rat. Rats are cool as hell. And you know, you're just going to have to accept that you're a rat as soon as you're born. You can't change your fur, so I'm just going to say that you can do the best you can to hide it from your parents. But you can't change what you are, and you can't change what you're going to be. And it's going to be awesome, and it's going to last forever, because you're going to be a rat. So, you're going to have a rat-fur coat, and you're going to have a rat's tail. You can't stop that. So you're going to have to deal with your ratness, but it's going to be really cool, and you'll be a badass rat, so just enjoy it.
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Yep, I agree. No two ways about it. Rat it is. *nodnod*

 

[metatherat]

@TR273

TR the mouse toiled in the parcel mines, even though it was Christmas. The mine was a nightmare. The company's chief executive, George Eisner, was an old-fashioned kind of conservative, one who saw only profit as the measure of success. The mine was run on an antiquated system of "work orders" each with a specific number of hours to be worked. The mines were so dangerous that a miner's foot sometimes caught fire. And the machinery was so primitive that an injured hand was often left on the conveyor belt after work. Most of all, the mines were full of bad spirits and dangerous animals. One day, a pig wandered in and cut off one worker's arm.
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Sounds like dangerous conditions, alright
That damn Eisner! *shakes tiny rat-fist angrily*

 

[ssaannttoo]

John Henry looked at the ribbed torch in his hands and felt ambivalent.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his deserted surroundings. He had always loved snooty Liverpool with its jittery, jolly jungle. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel ambivalent.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Joane Henry. Joane was a greedy coward with squat spots and ample warts.

John gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a funny, brave, squash drinker with squat spots and vast warts. His friends saw him as a jittery, jolly juggler. Once, he had even helped a sleepy old man cross the road.

But not even a funny person who had once helped a sleepy old man cross the road, was prepared for what Joane had in store today.

The clouds danced like thinking maggots, making John confident.

As John stepped outside and Joane came closer, he could see the curved smile on his face.

Joane gazed with the affection of 871 admirable mighty monkeys. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want love."

John looked back, even more confident and still fingering the ribbed torch. "Joane, let's move in together," he replied.

They looked at each other with surprised feelings, like two broken, better badgers swimming at a very intuitive disco, which had trance music playing in the background and two funny uncles cooking to the beat.

John studied Joane's squat spots and ample warts. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I'm sorry," began John in apologetic tones, "but I don't feel the same way, and I never will. I just don't love you Joane."

Joane looked sparkly, his emotions raw like a talented, tan torch.

John could actually hear Joane's emotions shatter into 4892 pieces. Then the greedy coward hurried away into the distance.

Not even a beaker of squash would calm John's nerves tonight.

THE END

 

[metatherat]

A bit late for this, but let's have a nice AI Christmas carol.

Good King Wenceslas looked out on the feast of Stephen, and when he saw the multitude of the heathen, he said, O ye pagans, come forth, and eat of the flesh of the slain king; and when the pagans heard him, they rose up out of their seats, and took the king to their breasts, and ate of his flesh. When the king saw this, he was greatly dismayed. And he said, O Lord, my heart is filled with sorrow for the great calamity that hath befallen me, because of my anger. And he took one of the children of his wife, and smote the child with his hand, and sent him to the sea to be drowned. Then he went to the temple of the Lord and burnt the priest of the Lord, the altar, and the vessels of the Lord, and poured the blood of the priest out upon the ground. Then he turned to his wife, and said, O my wife, I have sinned, and I do now repent of my deeds. And he took a stone, and smote her with it, and put her in the river; and she went and perished.
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Hm. I don't remember this version of the myth....

 

[FoxesYummy]

How furries get notifications:

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OwO UwU! to receive the notification that it has been done!
OwO UwU! to ask for another task to complete (this can also be ignored).
OwO UwU! to see the notification that you have completed this task.
OwO UwU! to see the notification that you will have to wait for the next update.
OwO UwU! to say “Tada!” to this notification.
End of Looping
OwO UwU! to have a break after doing the task.
OwO UwU! to have a break after watching one episode of a series.

 

[metatherat]

Meta the rat went to see his fuzzy furry friend @Breyo the guinea pig at his burrow, hoping that he would give him some food to eat. And they did! Breyo had some guinea pig biscuits to give him, and the rat got to go outside and play with his friend, who was so cute and cuddly! When he came back, he told Breyo that he had given him a great gift and asked that he be given more of them, so that he could eat them all! Breyo had two biscuits and the rat ate two of them, then the rat asked for another two. The rat then ate the biscuits and the rat begged for more, and so on until all biscuits were gone! Breyo also gave him a bottle of milk which the rat happily drank from, and the rat thanked the guinea pig and asked if he could have some more. Breyo then told the rat to go home.
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I swear this thing is spying on us
"he told Breyo that he had given him a great gift and asked that he be given more of them"

 

[Faustus]

Hm. I don't remember this version of the myth....

Everyone knows that the most sincere form of repentance is to bash your wife with a rock and throw her in the river!

 

[metatherat]

@Simo the skunk rubbed his smelly skunk body against his new Märta Blomsted chair and squealed in delight. The skunk's body glistened with perspiration and drool. His thick tail was curled around the plush chair, and the skunk began licking his own legs and snorting. He sniffed at the fabric of the chair and then began to rub his snout against it, sniffing and licking the seat. "Oh, god, this chair is so soft and so comfortable" he whispered as his eyes started to water up and he began to pant heavily. He sat there rubbing his body against the soft plush, the smell of his musky skunk body filling the room, and the sweat that ran down his fur began to soak into the chair's fabric. His paws rubbed up and down the chair, making sure that it was nice and wet with his sweaty musk.
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Holy poop :O
This is perfect
I can't even, I am literally unable to

 

[Simo]

@Simo the skunk rubbed his smelly skunk body against his new Märta Blomsted chair and squealed in delight. The skunk's body glistened with perspiration and drool. His thick tail was curled around the plush chair, and the skunk began licking his own legs and snorting. He sniffed at the fabric of the chair and then began to rub his snout against it, sniffing and licking the seat. "Oh, god, this chair is so soft and so comfortable" he whispered as his eyes started to water up and he began to pant heavily. He sat there rubbing his body against the soft plush, the smell of his musky skunk body filling the room, and the sweat that ran down his fur began to soak into the chair's fabric. His paws rubbed up and down the chair, making sure that it was nice and wet with his sweaty musk.
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Holy poop :O
This is perfect
I can't even, I am literally unable to

Heh...once I get a new sofa and chairs, I need to be sure to Scotch-Guard them (That did turn out amazingly well!)

(I'll have to make one of these, though, I don't seem to be getting as good of results...will try when I've a bit more time : ))

 

[Faustus]

It is alarmingly good at soft core porn. Almost like it was fed on a diet of bad teen fanfic...

 

[Faustus]

"Attack!" screamed King Gryph the Petulant, "Destroy their defences and bring me the power of their hearts!" The stone walls of the palace began to crumble in a shower of sparks, but as soon as the wizard's plan was executed, the ground beneath the walls burst into flames. A torrent of fire shot into the sky , lighting up the surrounding area for hundreds of yards . King Gryph quickly reached into his robes and withdrew a great red- hot stone sword. The fire that had erupted from the ground had turned into a massive ball of flame . The sword began to glow and King Gryph smiled as the flame transformed into the shape of a huge snake . He thrust the great sword through the sky and it fell to the ground at his feet . A moment later King Gryph was standing in the centre of the burning palace , clutching the flaming sword in his hands and grinning maniacally .

 

[metatherat]

It is alarmingly good at soft core porn. Almost like it was fed on a diet of bad teen fanfic...

How odd. As far as I know it was trained on content from the internet

"Attack!" screamed King Gryph the Petulant, "Destroy their defences and bring me the power of their hearts!" The stone walls of the palace began to crumble in a shower of sparks, but as soon as the wizard's plan was executed, the ground beneath the walls burst into flames. A torrent of fire shot into the sky , lighting up the surrounding area for hundreds of yards . King Gryph quickly reached into his robes and withdrew a great red- hot stone sword. The fire that had erupted from the ground had turned into a massive ball of flame . The sword began to glow and King Gryph smiled as the flame transformed into the shape of a huge snake . He thrust the great sword through the sky and it fell to the ground at his feet . A moment later King Gryph was standing in the centre of the burning palace , clutching the flaming sword in his hands and grinning maniacally .

Meta the rat sat in his little cage and watched King Gryph grinning to himself. He rolled his little black eyes in exasperation, for he knew that the King had hella totes made a major blunder. Meta could already see the change coming and knew the moment was right. He knew that if King Gryph wanted the power of hearts, he would have to do something that the King had never before done: make a massive leap from being a rat to a cat. So Meta made a bold move, and he took one of King's most cherished possessions, the blue and white striped blanket that he called the Blue and White Coat, and wrapped it around himself. He then took a deep breath and began his transformation into King Gryph.
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I just copied the previous entry as a prompt and added to it
I guess King Gryph was a rat, then :3
(I think that because I'm named "Meta" all AI prompts involving me tend to veer into transformation. Which is.... you know, awesome. *rat fingerguns*)

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

I'm crazy with a capital C! I really wanted the cover to be flawless, so I invested in not one, but TWO cover artists. The first was the fantastic Nicole King. Nicole's a young mother and an artist. When I first asked her, she hadn't done a lot of covers and offered to do a small image so that I could see her style. I loved it. She told me that she had always loved fairy tales and illustration, and decided that it was her calling. As a first - time cover artist, she was amazing to work with.

 

[mangomango]

When I woke up, I was dead. Or I thought I was. I was floating in a cloud. I kept calling for Christian, for my family, but nobody answered me. When I floated over the school, I found my desk, and my dog tags. I didn't know what happened to them though. I floated into a blackness, and was pulled through a labyrinth of paths and darkness. Suddenly, I was staring at a brown door, and for some reason, I wanted to open it. I focused, and the door opened. Inside was a brown couch, and a yellow kitchen.

 

[FoxesYummy]

Well this is interesting. The foxes had originally gone in and pushed over the banister. It just wasn't like, "Okay they've gone into the house," because I was in my bedroom and he was in the bedroom. But that's where the damage was done. Then they came in the dining room and messed up the chair and they were kind of like pushing the chairs around. So I kind of knew that they were in the house, but I didn't realize it was all them. Then they went in the kitchen, and then I said, "Hey guys, you need to go out, like now, or I'm going to...

 

[Keefur]

Cutter Cat the saber tooth cat was trying to figure out a way to get to that mammoth stuck in the tar pit in that old Fisher Price Little People garage set. After a long time of thinking, he managed to devise a plan. He stuck his paw in the mouth of that mammoth and yelled at it. "FREAKIN 'MAMMOTH!" So this is what you do when you realize you're too old to play Barbies. You start charging people to come look at your kids. While my kids may be a bit on the wild side, I like to think that I have corralled at least most of their worst tendencies. However, in my line of work, there are times...

 

[Faustus]

Surgery for Idiots

Chapter 1: I'm so sick of these doctors, it's a wonder they can even see. I have my own practice and I make an average of $50K per year, plus I have a large family of 10 young people who I look after all day.

Chapter 2: You need a new heart, it's not working, you're dead. So I need a heart transplant. A heart transplant is very expensive, because it's a life changing surgery. If you don't live to be 100 I don't want to hear your excuses! You don't want to die, you're not ready for it. Don't give up, don't wait for anyone to die, that won't happen.

Chapter 3: I got all the organs and I've been in the hospital for almost a week, I'm not a kid anymore. I feel like I've got all the right stuff, but I really feel like I'm the only one with a chance of being an organ donor.

 

[metatherat]

Here's a new fursona for you:

Your new fursona:
Name: Mr. Meow
Gender: F
Age: 5
Species: Wolf
Appearance: Blue fur and yellow eyes
Personality: Bully, but also playful
Clothes: Blue pajamas, an animal collar, and white shoes
Description: I don't know.
Power: Extremely high intelligence, can control insects and is also able to create them
History: After escaping from a lab, she was captured by the government and forced to work in a factory.
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Feel free to adopt.

 

[Faustus]

Mr. Meow the female wolf? I guess anyone really can identify as anything these days!

 

[FoxesYummy]

My opinion on furries is probably best described as "anti-furry." I do not take pleasure in finding others more weak than I am. Furry is a political movement, full of frothing rhetoric about the need to make the world a safer place for furry children. Furry is a tiny network of related subcultures, including "hippies," "flappers," and "Beatniks," that have no real ties to a political movement or any cohesive voice of dissent. While furries certainly have their individual quirks, they don't exactly offer a big tent.

 

[FoxesYummy]

My opinion on furries is that they have been given a bad rap. They are misunderstood. They are misunderstood people. A lot of people think they are sex fiends who have multiple partners all the time. Nothing could be further from the truth. A lot of them are actually in committed relationships, some of them are married, some of them are on a first date, some of them have kids. A lot of them do so much in their lives that they want to do together.

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Well this is a lot different from the last one xD

 

[FoxesYummy]

Foxes are just sooo dang cute, and as the pictures show, I can actually let them outside, rather than just my apartment, as they are free to roam around the whole city.

And I get to feed them.

In fact, they are right outside my door right now.

This could get awkward fast...

So, first things first - I finally have my orientation dates.

 

[metatherat]

Your new fursona is a female lion. She has a white stripe down her back and her eyes are yellow. Her ears are black and her paws are pink. She wears a black sash and an ornate white tiara. She is about 3 years old. We received this cute cub on February 5th. The little girl is very playful and loves to play with everyone. She is now at the zoo's nursery. She is currently on a daily schedule that has her in her own cage with her siblings and playmates. This baby is a little shy and very picky about her food, water, and toys. She is always very inquisitive. She loves to drink milk and can be fed from a bottle. She has recently started shedding at an unusually young age, so we plan to start her on a low dose of hormones to help prevent any future hair loss.
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Feel free to adopt this one as your new sona, too. Don't worry, I'm sure the hormones will fix that hair loss right up