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AI Storytime!

Faustus

Well-Known Member
I was going to post one here about Meta the Rat's presidential inauguration speech, but it turned anti-Semitic REALLY fast! Funny how AI tends to be a bit prejudiced.
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
Meta the rat decided to start an youtube channel pandering to the lowest common denominator to get that sweet advertisement money. He called himself the "Ratchet Rat" and has posted videos like "Achievement unlocked!" and "How to be a badass." His channel also features numerous videos of him talking trash and making random rants about the Illuminati, the government, and various other topics. He clearly doesn't believe in any of it and is just using the platform to make money by selling his nonsense to gullible idiots. For example: he has a video of him saying "Anita Sarkeesian is the reason why the US is in an economic depression." And he has a video where he claims that he was attacked by feminists, and that they wanted to kill him because he was too intelligent. The video has been viewed about 3.5 million times and is liked by 4.5 million people on Facebook.
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*rubs rat-hands evilly while drinking yogurt bought with the advertisement cents siphoned off the moronic rubes*
I like how there are more likes on Facebook than there are actual views of the video :D
......also, all that was eerily accurate. GPT-2 knows what is up :p
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
Rats! Rats everywhere! We are so proud of the success of our efforts to get rats back in the city, and to make Baltimore a great place for rats! So far we have seen rats in all corners of the city - on the roof of City Hall, in the trash, on the streets, and on the rooftops! We are really excited about what this means for us and our neighborhood. And we need your help! If you have ever found yourself walking down a street in Baltimore, you've likely encountered a rat, and many of them may have a family with them! The city has a unique opportunity to make our neighborhoods better for rats - by providing them with safe, comfortable homes, and the opportunity to interact and thrive. So why not help us get a lot more rats to live in Baltimore? You can do it! Let's make our city a rat paradise by supporting the Baltimore Rat Program and making sure that rats are safe and well-fed in our city, until they fill the void in our lives and fill up our schools and businesses!
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*radiates approval*
Yesyes. Here's a group that has its priorities straight. Everyone should dedicate their lives to making us rats happy from now on.
*fills up Baltimore's schools and businesses with my rat-pals* :3
(I have no idea why the AI went for Baltimore, there :D )
 

ssaannttoo

Well-Known Member
We moved to a small farm in the middle of nowhere. We don't have any electricity, and nobody gives you money. They give you money for a piece of land or a car, or a house. We're like a city, but without electricity, it's a very poor city. The people there are very poor, and the rich people, and the poor people get very rich. We live in a house in an apartment, it's a nice house. I know why they're rich. But my mom didn't have electricity. We're like a city, and we're not wealthy. We're not poor. All these people are getting rich. So why are you there, and why is it that you're here? Why is an apartment your life? It's a very nice apartment. It's a home. You go to a theater, you go to a theater. It's not a nice apartment. It's nothing more than a house. Murphy: well the best way to understand your point is to think about the things that are happening in your life and how you can deal with them. Barrott: yes. I don't know if you can answer my question, but I think of the things that I would have to deal with if I were to make decisions. I think of the things that are going on in my life that I would have to live with. I think of this very simple task.
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
"Whoo ajajaeejjyu?!"
"Haym Batman."
Batman smiled as he raised his cane to strike down one of the crooks. The thug screamed in pain and Batman continued to hit him, not slowing up for a moment. "You know you're going to die, right? You don't think I've seen too many of you in a lifetime? Not like the last few years." Batman raised his cane again and struck the crook again. The thug screamed in pain as he watched as his leg was ripped out from underneath him. Batman picked up the corpse of the thug and took a gulp of his blood. "Ahhh." He said, "It's good to have some fresh blood in my system." Batman placed his cane on the corpse of the thug and took another sip of his blood. He then put the thug's leg into a small container with some salt, a bit of alcohol and some ground cloves.
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Another gritty Batman reboot, I see :p
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
When making a fursona, the most important thing to remember is making a super-powerful, totally awesome character! This can be achieved by using a lot of unique abilities and powers, and also making sure that your character has an unique and badass backstory. The most important thing is to make your character look badass in a way that really stands out! The more powerful your character is, the more people will recognize that your character is awesome. So your character should be a threat to everyone, and he/she should also be a cool character to relate to. That is why a lot of furry art tends to be very badass, or really cool-looking! So when making a fursona, your character should always be a strong animal, preferably one that is a true predator! This will make you feel like the bad-ass you want to be!
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Okay, I feel like Transformer is being passive-aggressive here. The shade, wow :D
 

Guifrog

Blue Frog with a Squid
I'm desperately hungry for ants, toads, lizards, caterpillars, skinks, snakes and scorpions. I'm in desperate need of a tornado (please?) to toss lizards and tadpoles in the air. I'm super low on most type of fruit, and was hoping to see some Red Delicious apples while I was there, but there were no apples that I could see. Next week I'm going to find out where a wildlife sanctuary is and visit the owl sanctuary, the bird sanctuary, the cat sanctuary, the bat sanctuary, the fox sanctuary, and the turtle sanctuary.
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The trippiest ones are my favorites!
 
The foxes looked at each other. "This is it?" one of the foxes said.​
"I don't know. This is... really strange. Look, why don't we just go over there and see if anything's wrong. Maybe the people who live here can help us."​
They walked toward the adult fox's house, with the two raccoons walking in front.​
"Why don't you go in? Looking like you're interested, right?" the first raccoon asked the second one.​
"Well, uh, the door's always unlocked," the second one answered. "Why don't you go in and talk to them?"​
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
Let's have some Everquest 2 fanfiction! :3

Meta the rat went into the sewers under the city of Qeynos to attend a concert by the skeleton band "High-Pitched Laugh". As they launched into their hit song "As I Rise From the Grave", Ratchet and Clank, now being forced to wear costumes of a variety of species, took on the roles of a variety of creatures, including a shark, a spider, a bear, a kangaroo, and a rat. While the concert ended in a big explosion, and as Clank and Ratchet struggled with a giant rat, their costumes, and even their bodies, were destroyed. [citation needed] The next day, Ratchet, Clank, and Wrench headed to Qeynos City to visit a local pet store. There, Clank was attacked by the store's owner and subsequently lost his left arm. [citation needed]
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....or let's have some Everquest 2/Ratchet & Clank crossover fanfiction, yes why not. :D
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
Faustus the bat flip-flapped flappily along with his flappy bat-wings. He was the flip-flappiest flappybat. "Flip flap", he mused to himself as he flapped his flapping wings. "That's all I'm going to do for the rest of my life, that's what I'm going to do." He was the flip-flappiest flappybat, and the most beautiful thing I've ever laid eyes upon, a perfect specimen of a flappiness and elegance of the bat. The bat had a flabby belly, puffed cheeks, and bright amber eyes, and his bat-head had a tiny, delicate mouth that smelled of sweet nectar: the exact same aroma that the queen of the bee colonies would wear on her garments of silk to seduce her husbands to honey. His fluffy legs and flabby hips seemed to emanate the gentle and sweet scent of sweet milk and fresh summer bread. He was the embodiment and glory from a past day of dreams.
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Hey, @Faustus. I think Transformer likes you :p
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
Birb Consumer Products and its CEO, @Cosmic-FS the owl were caught up in the middle of a huge wave of bad publicity over the "Bubble Baby" product. The product caught the public's attention when it was advertised as a way to reduce the size of a person's head when sleeping. The product was eventually pulled from shelves after a report found the "bubble baby" was actually an attempt to increase the size of the head. The report also found that the company was using subliminal messages to try to sell the product and that the product causes "permanent deformities". Cosmic was able to escape most of the blame but did admit to a lack of oversight and had to recall the product.
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Yaay.... justiceee....
*unenthusiastic cheering*
 
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