AI Storytime!

[metatherat]

I think it got a little bit overexcited at the end there...

I'd watch that.
Anyway:
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INT. FLUTTERSHY'S HOUSE.
The door to Fluttershy's house is violently blown in. DARTH VADER enters.
DARTH VADER: KHHHH. KHHHHHHHH.
FLUTTERSHY: KHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH. I'LL BE RIGHT THERE, DARTH VADER.
DARTH VADER: KHHHHH. IT'S OKAY, I'M HERE.
FLUTTERSHY: DARTH VADER, YOU GAVE ME TOO MUCH TO THINK ABOUT. KHHKKK!
(Hiss)
DARTH VADER: IT'S GOOOOOOOD.
DARTH VADER: YOU'RE MY ONLY FRIEND.
(Hiss)
FLUTTERSHY: OH DARTH VADER, I'M SO HAPPY. KHH.
DARTH VADER: NO ONE BUT YOU UNDERSTANDS ME, FLUTTERSHY.
FLUTTERSHY: KHH.
DARTH VADER: IT'S ALWAYS BEEN ME, KHTKH.
FLUTTERSHY: KHTHHHHHH.
DARTH VADER: THAT WILL NEVER CHANGE.
FLUTTERSHY: I'M KHHKKKKK.
DARTH VADER: IT'S SO COOL THAT WE BOTH HAVE FRIENDS, KHHHH.
(KHTHHHKHT)
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I'd watch that, too. Khhh.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Okie dokie I don’t want to do anything anymore lol lol I love you mommy mommy daddy daddy mommy mommy daddy mommy love you daddy mommy mommy daddy daddy mommy mommy love you daddy daddy mommy mommy daddy daddy mommy daddy love you daddy daddy mommy mommy daddy daddy mommy daddy love you daddy daddy mommy mommy daddy daddy mommy daddy love you daddy daddy mommy mommy daddy daddy mommy daddy love you daddy daddy

This.. this is my phone auto text thing.. I swear I don’t say mommy or daddy!

 

[metatherat]

Meta the rat pitched an idea to Lenago the fox for improving the profitability of his casino: a game where the losers would be transformed into a rat. The winners would receive a large sum of money, and then they also would be transformed into a rat. He called it "Ratty's Choice" but no one was quite sure why he named it that. Lenago was a bit surprised that someone with such little intelligence could actually come up with a brilliant plan like that, but the idea certainly held promise. It didn't take too long for him to agree.
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The first night of Ratty's Choice was at the old abandoned building that had been converted into a poker bar. They brought in all their players, all kinds of people. All kinds of races, from all sorts of cultures. Everyone took their turns playing, until finally Lenago called his turn. He placed his chip on the table, and a strange sensation ran through him as if someone were taking his brain away. When he opened his eyes, he found himself a rat. He immediately jumped up and began running around and trying to find a way back to his original form. It did not work very well for him.
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thanks, dreamily-ai....
Why did you join the game if you didn't want to turn into a rat, @lenago?? You knew that rat transformation was the central point of the game! Silly rat.

 

[Lenago]

Meta the rat pitched an idea to Lenago the fox for improving the profitability of his casino: a game where the losers would be transformed into a rat. The winners would receive a large sum of money, and then they also would be transformed into a rat. He called it "Ratty's Choice" but no one was quite sure why he named it that. Lenago was a bit surprised that someone with such little intelligence could actually come up with a brilliant plan like that, but the idea certainly held promise. It didn't take too long for him to agree.
*
The first night of Ratty's Choice was at the old abandoned building that had been converted into a poker bar. They brought in all their players, all kinds of people. All kinds of races, from all sorts of cultures. Everyone took their turns playing, until finally Lenago called his turn. He placed his chip on the table, and a strange sensation ran through him as if someone were taking his brain away. When he opened his eyes, he found himself a rat. He immediately jumped up and began running around and trying to find a way back to his original form. It did not work very well for him.
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thanks, dreamily-ai....
Why did you join the game if you didn't want to turn into a rat, @lenago?? You knew that rat transformation was the central point of the game! Silly rat.

Eeek i dont wana be a right, my slots have been hacked

They are ment to pickpocket people when they arent lookinnnnggggg ii mean intertain in a fair fun way while they spend their money in my casino in a wise manner....coff

 

[metatherat]

Tony the mouse was trying his best to get the animal kids across the road safely, but they were completely out of control. Small animal children ran in circles on the pedestrian crossing, while an unruly rhino teenager tried to do wheelies with his scooter. “Look at me!” the rhino kid yelled as he skidded along the street, his scooter making a racket. “I’ll get them,” said Tony the mouse. He ran down the centre of the road, dodging traffic and keeping a wary eye on the rhino kids. The mice kids would run and jump up and down and around. They’d run into Tony’s path, only to scatter back when he ran at them. They made it to the other side, then back again. Tony made a dash for the children, trying to catch them as they ran. He was doing a pretty good job, until the rhino kid ran out in front of him. The scooter hit Tony, throwing him in the air. He landed with a crack on the pavement. “I’m all right! I’m all right!” he squeaked.

A little girl who was crossing the road with the small animal children shouted to her mom, “They hit my brother!” The mom ran over, trying to see if her little brother was OK. The mouse kids started shrieking. Tony crawled along the pavement, waving his paws in the air.

A police officer got out of his car and walked over to the scene. “Why didn’t you stop the children when they ran in front of you?” he asked Tony the mouse.
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@TR273
I think you need a less stressful job. I suggest nuclear warhead disassembly.

 

[TR273]

Tony the mouse was trying his best to get the animal kids across the road safely, but they were completely out of control. Small animal children ran in circles on the pedestrian crossing, while an unruly rhino teenager tried to do wheelies with his scooter. “Look at me!” the rhino kid yelled as he skidded along the street, his scooter making a racket. “I’ll get them,” said Tony the mouse. He ran down the centre of the road, dodging traffic and keeping a wary eye on the rhino kids. The mice kids would run and jump up and down and around. They’d run into Tony’s path, only to scatter back when he ran at them. They made it to the other side, then back again. Tony made a dash for the children, trying to catch them as they ran. He was doing a pretty good job, until the rhino kid ran out in front of him. The scooter hit Tony, throwing him in the air. He landed with a crack on the pavement. “I’m all right! I’m all right!” he squeaked.

A little girl who was crossing the road with the small animal children shouted to her mom, “They hit my brother!” The mom ran over, trying to see if her little brother was OK. The mouse kids started shrieking. Tony crawled along the pavement, waving his paws in the air.

A police officer got out of his car and walked over to the scene. “Why didn’t you stop the children when they ran in front of you?” he asked Tony the mouse.
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@TR273
I think you need a less stressful job. I suggest nuclear warhead disassembly.

That's..... scarily accurate

 

[Simo]

one for @Faustus

Faustus the bat went to the classy new disco place on Halloween, for the big dance party. He was sure he was going to win the number one prize in the dance competition. When he got up on the dance floor, he sung out, "I'm gonna stretch my wings and take to the sky today!"

The people began to go crazy for it and it just kept up and it was so fun. He got up and the people cheered.

"Y'all need to leave the dancing to him, cause he's the one, he knows it all!"

"Yeah, he knows the way!"

"So what you know, baby bat?!"

"Faustus, you lookin' crazy!"

"Catch it, catch it!"

Faustus went "YEAH!" as everyone gave him a round of applause. Then he looked to his right, but he was too late. It was Satan!

"Yo, what the fuck!" said Faustus, "You don't belong up in here, this ain't your kind of party. Go play in hell!"

Satan was really mad and his face turned red.

"This is my kind of party! I came here to dance!"

"Well, then, dance all you want, you dumb ass!" said Faustus, "But I'll be dancing on your face!"

"Yeah!" said Satan, "You'll be dancing on my face!"

"OK!" said Faustus, "I can't lose! We'll see about that!" And so the two began to dance, but after a few minutes of dancing, they got into a fierce, tight battle. Faustus was the first to hit Satan with a powerful left jab, and Satan stumbled back, and then he swung back with a punch that hit Faustus's left wing...

 

[Faustus]

....ooookay.... I seem to have been cast in a Blaxploitation-era remake of 'the Devil Went Down to Georgia'....

 

[Simo]

....ooookay.... I seem to have been cast in a Blaxploitation-era remake of 'the Devil Went Down to Georgia'....

It's odd what cultural tropes the AI mines for these.

But you got in goin' on!

 

[Faustus]

It's odd what cultural tropes the AI mines for these.

But you got in goin' on!

I shall name this movie: "Aw Hell Naw, Satan!"
It shall be the target of many anti-racism protests.

 

[metatherat]

The AI thread is bacckkk, I am happyyy~

Elon Musk announced that he had taken up songwriting, and the first song he had written was his own theme song, called "Elon Musk".

LYRICS:
Yo yo yo yo it is Elon
Musky. I'm the man Elon.
Yo yo yo yo we came from nowhere,
And all we are is in the stars.
With a brain of a genius,
With a drive of a super-dude,
We're here to blow up the universe.
What you don't know is we're way ahead.
So stop asking why Elon
We are super cool, we're the Future.
Who knew a few months ago,
That he'd be the leader of us.
Now all you have to do is,
Is make yourself and you can join us.

VERSE 1:
What we need is someone to,
The Elon that Elon needs.
Someone to help the world we live in
From being a terrible dump.

LYRICS:
I'll do the dirty work
And give Elon all the glory.
We'll make the world a better place
By fixing all the pollution.
We'll take on the world's problems
That's better than just dreaming,
But it's gonna be a long uphill climb.
And we've got no money,
We have no time, and no power.
So we've got to use what we have,
And I can use the best of you.
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"So we've got to use what we have, And I can use the best of you.", "The Elon that Elon needs", holy poop

 

[Simo]

I shall name this movie: "Aw Hell Naw, Satan!"
It shall be the target of many anti-racism protests.

...and the first batsploitation film.

 

[TrixieFox]

Bump

 

[ssaannttoo]

Lol why bump xD

Lets see if my computer likes me or if it will put a bunch of things on the internet I dont want.

I can think of you a lot more about it than that I think and his wife have had been in a different direction and now that I can do a lot more of the things I have to say to me I don't know ‍ I just want my friends and I are going on to the beach with my dad and his wife I got him a few things to say to be a good I know you can do that but if I can do something else to you and I want your signature and your card and the card will be ready for the next few days I think I have a big boy and I love and so I love you much better than not just a single one but you know what you mean like that but you can do this for me and if I can have it a little bit too hard but I love you too much to see ya I love ya too much but I just wish you could do something for me but I can do that too I just want to make sure you have the right one to be in a different mood and then I think I can have a good one and I just want to know if we can get a good one and a few more times I got a lot of things to say to me I was just like a girl I like to think about you so I can get you a big smile on my face I love it so much for a little more than I thought but it. I can do the same as I am a good friend to you too and you know what I want to do with you and your friend and you are going to be in a little bit. Okay I think it would be okay if I could have a good time with you guys and I will do my homework and I can see how it goes and how much you are looking for a good to you and your dad is a good boy and a big boy boy is a big boy and he was a kid and I was like oh my gosh I'm sorry I was just trying to make sure everything is good and thank goodness I was so tired I was told that you got this bill from the bank . I just want you my friend to know if you have your plans I would have made it through a different way I think I can have it at all but I think is going out to eat with you a little later than I thought I could do something with my dad but I don't think is doing anything wrong with your face you got a lot to do but I have to keep it up to you and.

Ignore the number of times 'dad' comes up xD

 

[metatherat]

All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way. Families of furries, on the other paw, tend to be very happy indeed. And for Furries, happy families generally consist of three things: love, children, and a good deal of money. A lot of money, especially from wealthy families like Furries, which tend to have a tendency towards excess. The amount of money they spend can be astronomical if you count everything they give away, but then again there are also lots of families who donate so much they don’t even know it’s there. If there is one thing that Furries tend to do well, it’s give away their money.
But it isn’t just their money, either. They often get into trouble with one another. When Furries were first discovered they had been given all sorts of rules to follow, to avoid getting caught out in bad situations. But the laws didn’t apply to Furries; if Furries want something or someone, they simply go ahead and do whatever they want with it.
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Thanks, dreamily.ai!
Yep, it sure is a life of decadent lawless excess over here in the furry family.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Your posts are much better than mine qwq