Meanwhile half a world away, a very delicious looking and perfectly baked cake was being carefully removed from the oven, filling the kitchen with a rich aroma of chocolate and hazelnut as the cake’s creator Fiona lifted her prized baking onto a prepared cooling plate before wiping her hands on her pink and blue floral print apron. Sunlight streamed in through the pink lace curtains, flooding the daintily decorated tiling that covered the room’s walls with beautiful dappled shadows. Humming show tunes to herself in contentment, Fiona bent down and picked up the tiny grey fluffy kitten that was brushing against her feet looking for attention, raising the loveable cat up to her face to lightly kiss it on the top of its head.
But just as Cthulu was settling down on a multi-dimensional throne that defied standard geometry and bent the minds of men towards insanity, just when he began to enjoy his moment of reborn woken glory, he was in turn eaten by an ancient crone to capture and subjugate a collection of animals, birds and insects she had earlier ingested.
They are on their way to planet 428 to perform a burlesque show for a military crew and are dressed in their best red skimpy red attire and their black shiny hair and milky skin is a stark contrast to their bright blue eyes filled with worry and terror but then the see gaint dragons saving their spaceship from impending doom.