~Genesis~
Bleeding Heart
OK, story behind the question: a few furs I know (I'm not close friends with them or anything; hell, I don't even really talk with them much) have, since I have known them, been trying to get me to come over for a "furry sleepover weekend". It happens every weekend, and this weekend was no exception. This weekend, however, I decided "why the hell not" and said I'd go. Much chat-huggles, chat-humps, and attempted chat-rape ensued.
So on Friday I pack up my bag and whatnot and I head on over. As soon as I walk in the door, I get hit by a pretty strong typical "man smell". OK, I can deal with that (my place smells like that sometimes... fucking roommates). Then I meet the furs. Oh boy, let me tell you... my first thought was: "Oh fuck, this is going to be a long and painful weekend."
Right off the bat I notice the following things:
1: Most of them clearly had not shaved within a few days, even weeks in two cases. I can understand if you want to grow a beard... but if you have sparse, scraggly facial hair it just doesn't work!
2: Most of them smelled pretty rank. Like they had not showered in a couple days, if they knew how to shower at all.
3: Not one of them knew how to brush their teeth (eww...).
Clearly, hygiene is an issue, but I had roommates who were just as bad. OK, I'll "suck it up like a man" and deal with it. Maybe they aren't bad people, just fucking lazy. I can try and fix that... hopefully.
Fast forward to the evening: It goes from "let's play video games and hang out and whatever" to "FURPILE!/FURORGY!". I have to beg out with the "I'm taken" excuse (and got told several times that my [non-existent] mate wont mind) because a) I don't know any of them that well, and b) I can't have sex with someone who smells bad. But I'll hang around and watch. I wish I hadn't.
Hello, does anyone know what a condom is? These guys were just going at it with each other with no condoms and spit for lube.
Don't get me wrong, I enjoy bareback sex, but I have a fucking limit! I won't bareback with strangers and I certainly wont bareback with someone who I don't trust completely.
Needless to say, I was pretty grossed out and had to leave. Without a word, I picked up my shit and left. They probably didn't even notice I was gone until later. No more furry sleepovers for me! I'm also probably going to end up cancelling my plans to attend my first ever camp feral.
And if any of you from that nasty little group are read this, I have some advice:
1) Take a fucking shower every single morning.
2) Brush your teeth at least once a day, preferably two.
3) SHAVE!
4) Learn how to use a fucking condom before you get a disease (if you don't already have one)!
5) When someone says "sorry, no. not interested." don't keep pushing for it. You never know when someone might turn around and smack you in the face.
idhbvtgiyse;aisd; *smashes his face on his keayboard repeatedly*
So on Friday I pack up my bag and whatnot and I head on over. As soon as I walk in the door, I get hit by a pretty strong typical "man smell". OK, I can deal with that (my place smells like that sometimes... fucking roommates). Then I meet the furs. Oh boy, let me tell you... my first thought was: "Oh fuck, this is going to be a long and painful weekend."
Right off the bat I notice the following things:
1: Most of them clearly had not shaved within a few days, even weeks in two cases. I can understand if you want to grow a beard... but if you have sparse, scraggly facial hair it just doesn't work!
2: Most of them smelled pretty rank. Like they had not showered in a couple days, if they knew how to shower at all.
3: Not one of them knew how to brush their teeth (eww...).
Clearly, hygiene is an issue, but I had roommates who were just as bad. OK, I'll "suck it up like a man" and deal with it. Maybe they aren't bad people, just fucking lazy. I can try and fix that... hopefully.
Fast forward to the evening: It goes from "let's play video games and hang out and whatever" to "FURPILE!/FURORGY!". I have to beg out with the "I'm taken" excuse (and got told several times that my [non-existent] mate wont mind) because a) I don't know any of them that well, and b) I can't have sex with someone who smells bad. But I'll hang around and watch. I wish I hadn't.
Hello, does anyone know what a condom is? These guys were just going at it with each other with no condoms and spit for lube.
Don't get me wrong, I enjoy bareback sex, but I have a fucking limit! I won't bareback with strangers and I certainly wont bareback with someone who I don't trust completely.
Needless to say, I was pretty grossed out and had to leave. Without a word, I picked up my shit and left. They probably didn't even notice I was gone until later. No more furry sleepovers for me! I'm also probably going to end up cancelling my plans to attend my first ever camp feral.
And if any of you from that nasty little group are read this, I have some advice:
1) Take a fucking shower every single morning.
2) Brush your teeth at least once a day, preferably two.
3) SHAVE!
4) Learn how to use a fucking condom before you get a disease (if you don't already have one)!
5) When someone says "sorry, no. not interested." don't keep pushing for it. You never know when someone might turn around and smack you in the face.
idhbvtgiyse;aisd; *smashes his face on his keayboard repeatedly*
Have you ever been to a con?
