Ask The User Below You Anything

[Rimna]

What's my favorite ballad? The Ballad of the Noob

Have you ever had a flip phone?

 

[Ennui Elemental]

Yes, I had an LG flip for a while, then a Samsung "slider", before I finally buckled and bought a smartphone.

What's the oldest computer operating system you've ever used?

 

[Shyy]

Huge ass mag-tape IBM computer at Texas Tech University, Lubbock TX in the late 1970s. Pascal OS

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Yes, but only if it's orange.


Why does this always happen to me?

 

[Faustus]

Because I've been ill recently. No more jokes about bats and COVID please, they weren't funny when it WASN'T true.

What's the weight of thirty-eight Brazilian anacondas?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Approximately 10 times lighter than your mother.


Why is the sky blue?

 

[Guifrog]

Because light and atmosphere molecules

Would you rather work in a team or by yourself?

 

[Shyy]

Depends on what's going on...
What is the forward air speed of a laden swallow?

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Air speed? All I heard was swallow *narmf narmf*



Should I be banned for that joke?

 

[Shyy]

Yes. Maybe
What other "trix" are.you good at, that are family friendly?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Yes. Maybe
What other "trix" are.you good at, that are family friendly?

I can do the splits

What is something you don’t want your mother knowing?

 

[Shyy]

That I'm Bi. She's dead, so... meh. Doesn't matter now.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Why is it so hard to maintain continuity up in this chat?

 

[Outré]

Cuz times are tough in the world right now.

Would you eat them in a box?
Would you eat them with a fox?
Would you? Could you? In a car?
Eat them! Eat them! Here they are.

 

[GroovySpaceFox]

It's a possibility.

Why are the eggs green?

 

[Lumineer]

Because it's from last years Easter.

Why is my cat more afraid of my lizard then he is of her?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Because lizards are superior and if the cat fucks with the lizard he gone.

Why are scales so hot?

 

[Ennui Elemental]

Because they're on Nexus' butt.

Why do I hear boss music?

 

[Shyy]

*walks by with Egyptian EDM thumping*
Why's everyone looking at me like I'm crazy?

 

[Chad Firepaws]

you forgot your pants!



Oh no! Did I forget MY pants?

 

[Lumineer]

Look down.

Am I the only one who hates dark chocolate?

 

[ssaannttoo]

No xD Milk chocolate is where its at.

Favorite desert?

 

[Shyy]

Depends on my mood- sometimes, when I enjoy a pastry called "Chantilly Swans" other times, well... <keep your paws off of MY Strawberry Cheesecake, if you want to keep them>.

Favorite way to waste a day?

 

[Lumineer]

Watching an entire Netflix series and eating all the snacks in your pantry

Why did I forget to add a question and am just now editing it?

 

[Chad Firepaws]

It happens to the best of us.



Quick! Before my professor gets back! What's the mass-to-light ratio of Jupiter?