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[Chad Firepaws]

Where do I start? Umm one time in Kindergarten I peed on the bathroom floor on purpose cause I wanted to skate around on it like an ice-skating rink ... Principal must have been VERY confused

... also this Wednesday I have a surgical consultation to remove a cyst on my butt ;w;

What's your LEAST embarrassing story?

 

[Foxy Emy]

Furryokee night at MFF this year.

I was going to sing I Write Sins Not Tragedies in my fem voice but since I was last in the set, I was losing it by the time I went up so I decided to rock it in my.pre transition voice. Without access to falsetto I just dug deep and punk rock screamed the high notes and got the crowd pumped.

Any parenting tips for dealing with a toddler in their terrible 2s?

 

[Lumineer]

Put them up for adoption

I just moved you 4 feet to your left and 1 foot forward. Where are you?

 

[Simo]

Outside, in the snow!

Have you ever made a pizza from scratch?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Yee, it was once in school and it was cool UwU

What is one food you cant go a week without?

 

[Shyy]

Bacons.
Why would you threaten me with such a heinous question?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Cause I am Alpha

Wanna be mah beta!

 

[Shyy]

No.
Whats up with the weather lately?

 

[Guifrog]

I know, right! It's not even rainy season yet, and we've had the biggest flood in 35 years occur in Bahia, a state right below me...

Do you enjoy the new year's eve?

 

[Shyy]

Yes, especially when <I> get to do the fireworks- people will stop on the interstate to watch the show.
Bottle rockets or mortars? Which do you like more?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Bottle rockets I guess? I’ve made like two.

Hack rite science project?

 

[Faustus]

Er... that's a meaningless string of nouns to me, not a sentence. I suppose I could chop up a goat with an axe in the name of Zeus and statistically assess whether my prayers are answered or not?

If you could get the celebrity of your choice alone in a small room with no monitoring, and do anything you wanted with/to him/her/it without them complaining, how long would it take to disinfect the place once you'd finished?

 

[Shyy]

You'd have a better chance of cleaning up Chernobyl than that room....
Why do ask? Interested in "partaking" of the goings ons?

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Wha? Me? N-No! *hides Tony the tiger action figure*


Could you please look over there so I can make my escape?

 

[Erix]

Bro Chad, you already know I gotchu, no need to ask twice! >=D

Just give me a signal when youve escaped and I’ll turn back around!

*turns around*

*gives a thumbs up in the air*

Go for it Chad! ^w^

*waits a few minutes*

Okay Chad, did you escape?

...

Uh Chad?

*waits an hour*

...

We didn’t discuss what signal we were gonna use did we?

*sigh*

*starts to turn around but abruptly stops*

Wait... what happens if he’s still trying to escape and I see him?!

I can’t turn around now!

*Turns back to face the other way*

Gah! But how will I know when he’s gone?!

AM I DOOMED TO STARE IN THIS DIRECTION FOR ALL ETERNITY! AAAAHHHHHH!

—————

Uh... someone mind giving me a little help here? Heh heh

 

[Shyy]

What did you lose, other than your sanity, friend?

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Bro Chad, you already know I gotchu, no need to ask twice! >=D

Just give me a signal when youve escaped and I’ll turn back around!

*turns around*

*gives a thumbs up in the air*

Go for it Chad! ^w^

*waits a few minutes*

Okay Chad, did you escape?

...

Uh Chad?

*waits an hour*

...

We didn’t discuss what signal we were gonna use did we?

*sigh*

*starts to turn around but abruptly stops*

Wait... what happens if he’s still trying to escape and I see him?!

I can’t turn around now!

*Turns back to face the other way*

Gah! But how will I know when he’s gone?!

AM I DOOMED TO STARE IN THIS DIRECTION FOR ALL ETERNITY! AAAAHHHHHH!

—————

Uh... someone mind giving me a little help here? Heh heh

Well, uh, the signal was going to be when I escaped I was going to have a pizza delivered to you... then I realized "small room" doesn't have a registered address

Does anyone know where @Erix is so I can let him know I've escaped?

 

[ssaannttoo]

hes in my closet, *whispers* poor little thing doesnt know he's gay. *giggles*

Should I let him out?

 

[Chad Firepaws]

If he promises to be good and buy us all matching thongs


Should I get us dinner while we wait?

 

[Faustus]

No, it's OK, I'm a picky eater, I'll get it. Hope you like marinated chargrilled tuna steak.

What is it called when you make YouTube videos using an animated 2D or 3D avatar that automatically lip-syncs with you using your computer's camera? I've genuinely forgotten!

 

[ssaannttoo]

No, it's OK, I'm a picky eater, I'll get it. Hope you like marinated chargrilled tuna steak.

What is it called when you make YouTube videos using an animated 2D or 3D avatar that automatically lip-syncs with you using your computer's camera? I've genuinely forgotten!

its called being an adult virgin

wanna take my adult virginity?

 

[Shyy]

Happily, although, I do have one question for you? Is it okay if you come along with us?

 

[ssaannttoo]

OWO

I'd love to! Finally!!!!

Whatcha having for christmas dinner/lunch?

 

[Shyy]

15 lb ham and a 19 lb Turkey, plus side dishes and Grasshopper pie.
Did you get what you hoped for, for Christmas?

 

[ssaannttoo]

I mean I wasn't really hoping for much, but it was okay I guess.

Is there anything else you'd like?