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"Asking for a friend"

Nihles

Pet foxxo
Well, as a person who once worked in a theater, I know. Am I going to tell ypu? No. :p
(Sorry couldn't resist)

Anyone know how to get fox smell amd fur out of a silk dress?
 

Keefur

aka Cutter Cat
Ask a husky. They are good at getting anything out of a dress. :rolleyes:;)

My friend wants to know how to deal with trolls.
 
Why dig a grave when you can toss them in the river! :V

How do I get an annoying wolf roommate out of my apartment? The howling with them bringing there “pack” over is getting quite annoying.
 

Fallowfox

Are we moomin, or are we dancer?
Invite a skunk around your place; the smell ought to clear him out.

A friend of mine is asking what to do if he accidentally shaved his dog.
 

Mossy

Dreams of digital sheep
Take pictures.

A friend of mine has been neglecting a certain special someone, and was wondering how to move foward with the relation.
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Chocolates, flowers, take her to areas of outstanding natural beauty, listen to her, rub her feet at the end of a hard day and remember, her eyes are up there.

My friend was wondering how to get an Austin Metro out of the canal.
 

Keefur

aka Cutter Cat
A pocket magnet and a ball of twine ought to do the trick.

A friend of mine wants to know how to get blood stains out of the lining of his car trunk.
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Reverse it into a canal. (Hmm have I just incriminated myself twice there?)

How do you patch a hole in a spacesuit without duct tape? Just asking (quickly) for a friend.
 

Keefur

aka Cutter Cat
For a hole in your space suit, before you run out of oxygen, you quickly bend over as far as you can, remove your helmet, and kiss your butt goodbye.

A friend wanted to know how to hack someone's computer.
 

Nihles

Pet foxxo
Use a fire-axe and your standard hacking motion.
Uploading a bunch of old Carlos Mencia stand-up might do the trick as well.

I've got a friend what wants to know how to get his wife to join the furries, any tips?
 

Foxy Emy

Scarlett / [Selena] / <Emy>
You invite her to a furry dance off. The smooth moves should convince her. UwU

My friend wants to know the best way to bribe the Elf on the Shelf so it doesn't tell Santa that he's been naughty; any ideas?
 

Keefur

aka Cutter Cat
Tell him that if he rats "your friend" out, that you will roast his Christmas ornaments over a fire.

My friend wants to know how to get rid of a bad neighbor.
 
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