Schwimmwagen
Well-Known Member
I'm not sure if I would have liked the idea of learning German if it wasn't for liking Rammstein.
But now I have more reasons. :3c
Badly Kept Secrets
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I'm not sure if I would have liked the idea of learning German if it wasn't for liking Rammstein.
But now I have more reasons. :3c
Kahoku
Forgive Yourself
Tyler?
Nah, I am kidding. But hey I got a skype if you ever want to talk about random things
Well, it took a lot of work to get that way. I was really fat years ago. But I still don't like my shirt off, the marks and I am still working out to get toner.
Thanks for the kind words.
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Recel
Mamma Yeena
Well, this clarifies it. You are badly kept.
My friends call me BK :3
I don't know why I bother. I know internet radio and grooveshark are the best things ever.
Judge Spear
Well-Known Member
...I have no more secrets I could share. Outside of boxing with quasars, eating black holes, and stealing Satan's succubi for myself, my life is so bland. Q^Q
Monocled Unicorn
The Gentlemanly Unicorn
I may have a few secrets worth sharing:
- From the time I could speak until I was almost 5 years old, I spoke heavy-accented Ebonics and nothing else (I am about as white as a person can be). I also had an extreme fondness of KFC.
- I've fallen in love with a character from a book before.
- Every time I see a large, open field, I have an inexplicable urge to sprint through it as fast as I can (Sadly I can't, as I am asthmatic and would likely die o.o).
- In my high school years, I had what would be described by an onlooker as "70s porno hair."
- I once had interest in a girl who later turned out to be crazy and, to this day, still writes poetry about me (There's even been an odd one here or there where she kills me in the narrative O.O)
- From the time I could speak until I was almost 5 years old, I spoke heavy-accented Ebonics and nothing else (I am about as white as a person can be). I also had an extreme fondness of KFC.
- I've fallen in love with a character from a book before.
- Every time I see a large, open field, I have an inexplicable urge to sprint through it as fast as I can (Sadly I can't, as I am asthmatic and would likely die o.o).
- In my high school years, I had what would be described by an onlooker as "70s porno hair."
- I once had interest in a girl who later turned out to be crazy and, to this day, still writes poetry about me (There's even been an odd one here or there where she kills me in the narrative O.O)
Fuzzle
Two scoops of Fuzz
The friend of a girl I liked ran up to tell me something during a middle school dance. Now that Fuzzle was so smooth and so slick, he whipped his head around as quick as a flash and clonked my head into hers so hard she literally fell on her back and ran away. Then I apologized to the wrong girl. No one in here try to top me, you can't sustain my awkward past.
I dunno if this is embarrassing really but hey.
When I was a kid I was like mega fat, and in case you don't know this, fat people are pretty buoyant and float in water.
So I used to think anyone who said they couldn't swim was a huge dumbass because it was as natural as breathing to me.
Fast forward like 6 years of never going near water because I stopped liking pools, also losing like 80 pounds because puberty and genetics were kind to me.
I jump into the deep end of a pool at a party, hit the bottom, and realize I am not automatically rising to the top, panic for a few seconds and then paddle my way back to the top in a frenzy.
People ask what's wrong, "I forgot how to swim".
Everyone laughs.
When I was a kid I was like mega fat, and in case you don't know this, fat people are pretty buoyant and float in water.
So I used to think anyone who said they couldn't swim was a huge dumbass because it was as natural as breathing to me.
Fast forward like 6 years of never going near water because I stopped liking pools, also losing like 80 pounds because puberty and genetics were kind to me.
I jump into the deep end of a pool at a party, hit the bottom, and realize I am not automatically rising to the top, panic for a few seconds and then paddle my way back to the top in a frenzy.
People ask what's wrong, "I forgot how to swim".
Everyone laughs.
I never understood why Americans classify Hispanic people differently from other whites :/
T
TheMetalVelocity
Guest
I used to listen to the Insane Clown Posse a lot.
To this day, whenever I get free time with the computer, I play music and imagine myself at a furry convention. I am usually just hanging out with people, or dancing... or just being there in general... Or at least meeting a furry...
I don't have friends who are furry, nor know that I am a furry. I actually don't have any friends that are not related to me.
No one I know in real life knows that I am a furry, because I am simply too much of chicken to admit it.
I don't have friends who are furry, nor know that I am a furry. I actually don't have any friends that are not related to me.
No one I know in real life knows that I am a furry, because I am simply too much of chicken to admit it.
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Fallowfox
Are we moomin, or are we dancer?
Correct me if I am wrong, but I suspect it is left over from colonial times?
The empire of Spain covered a huge amount of what is now the USA, as did the empire of Britain. So perhaps despite both being white Europeans, the difference between Germanic and Hispanic Europeans became their trivial reason to hate each other.
Sutekh_the_Destroyer
!!!!!!
I used to be a fan of PewDiePie.
Eeyup. That guy who plays horror games whilst making 10 minutes of rape jokes and overreacting to everything that happens.
Fortunately I had an epiphany and unsubscribed.
Eeyup. That guy who plays horror games whilst making 10 minutes of rape jokes and overreacting to everything that happens.
Fortunately I had an epiphany and unsubscribed.
Misomie
Lazy Artist
When I was a kid, I was visiting a relative's house and they had a male visitor over (maybe twice my age or a few years older?). And he was playing one of the old pokemon games and my little sister and I wanted to play as well. So he said that if we let him finger us we could have a turn. We said yes. My sister let him, but when it was my turn it felt wrong so I stopped him before he was able to stick his hands inside my underwear. I didn't know why it felt wrong back then, but I saw him several years later and I suddenly realized what a creep he was. :/
DrDingo
Moved to phoenix.corvidae.org with the others
Haha, reminds me of when I was about 10 or 11. I didn't like swearing so I actually said beep instead. 'What the beep is going on?' XD