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Badly Kept Secrets

Schwimmwagen

Well-Known Member
I used to sing along to Rammstein songs because I thought it would help me learn German. Now I do it because Rammstein are awesome.

I'm not sure if I would have liked the idea of learning German if it wasn't for liking Rammstein.

But now I have more reasons. :3c
 

Kahoku

Forgive Yourself
Are you me?

Tyler?

Nah, I am kidding. But hey I got a skype if you ever want to talk about random things :)

Oh you; the pics in your scraps are handsome.

Well, it took a lot of work to get that way. I was really fat years ago. But I still don't like my shirt off, the marks and I am still working out to get toner.

Thanks for the kind words.
 
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Seekrit

Member
Every couple of months I download gigabytes of music, then end up deleting it all when I feel guilty. This happens often :/
 

Ji-Ji

Post Festive Fox
I am a terrible lightweight most of the time with alcohol.
Probably because the days I drink, I rarely eat.
But compared to my friends, it takes little to get me drunk (Pay attention Mentova :v )
 

Judge Spear

Well-Known Member
...I have no more secrets I could share. Outside of boxing with quasars, eating black holes, and stealing Satan's succubi for myself, my life is so bland. Q^Q
 

Monocled Unicorn

The Gentlemanly Unicorn
I may have a few secrets worth sharing:

- From the time I could speak until I was almost 5 years old, I spoke heavy-accented Ebonics and nothing else (I am about as white as a person can be). I also had an extreme fondness of KFC.
- I've fallen in love with a character from a book before.
- Every time I see a large, open field, I have an inexplicable urge to sprint through it as fast as I can (Sadly I can't, as I am asthmatic and would likely die o.o).
- In my high school years, I had what would be described by an onlooker as "70s porno hair."
- I once had interest in a girl who later turned out to be crazy and, to this day, still writes poetry about me (There's even been an odd one here or there where she kills me in the narrative O.O)
 

Fuzzle

Two scoops of Fuzz
The friend of a girl I liked ran up to tell me something during a middle school dance. Now that Fuzzle was so smooth and so slick, he whipped his head around as quick as a flash and clonked my head into hers so hard she literally fell on her back and ran away. Then I apologized to the wrong girl. No one in here try to top me, you can't sustain my awkward past.
 

Zaraphayx

Banned
Banned
I dunno if this is embarrassing really but hey.

When I was a kid I was like mega fat, and in case you don't know this, fat people are pretty buoyant and float in water.

So I used to think anyone who said they couldn't swim was a huge dumbass because it was as natural as breathing to me.

Fast forward like 6 years of never going near water because I stopped liking pools, also losing like 80 pounds because puberty and genetics were kind to me.

I jump into the deep end of a pool at a party, hit the bottom, and realize I am not automatically rising to the top, panic for a few seconds and then paddle my way back to the top in a frenzy.

People ask what's wrong, "I forgot how to swim".

Everyone laughs.
 

Neon Poi

Member
I'm biracial and I'm extremely proud. I never talk about it though because everyone has just GOT to tell me about how I'm all white or all Mexican. I can't just be both. Yeah right.
 

Seekrit

Member
I'm biracial and I'm extremely proud. I never talk about it though because everyone has just GOT to tell me about how I'm all white or all Mexican. I can't just be both. Yeah right.

I never understood why Americans classify Hispanic people differently from other whites :/
 

Gumshoe

Member
To this day, whenever I get free time with the computer, I play music and imagine myself at a furry convention. I am usually just hanging out with people, or dancing... or just being there in general... Or at least meeting a furry...

I don't have friends who are furry, nor know that I am a furry. I actually don't have any friends that are not related to me.

No one I know in real life knows that I am a furry, because I am simply too much of chicken to admit it.
 
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Fallowfox

Are we moomin, or are we dancer?
I never understood why Americans classify Hispanic people differently from other whites :/

Correct me if I am wrong, but I suspect it is left over from colonial times?

The empire of Spain covered a huge amount of what is now the USA, as did the empire of Britain. So perhaps despite both being white Europeans, the difference between Germanic and Hispanic Europeans became their trivial reason to hate each other.
 
I used to be a fan of PewDiePie.

Eeyup. That guy who plays horror games whilst making 10 minutes of rape jokes and overreacting to everything that happens.

Fortunately I had an epiphany and unsubscribed.
 

Tiller

New Member
From 4th to 6th grade, I swore like a sailor. from the end of 6th grade to the middle of 8th grade, I instead used the word "snap" ALL THE TIME.
 

Misomie

Lazy Artist
When I was a kid, I was visiting a relative's house and they had a male visitor over (maybe twice my age or a few years older?). And he was playing one of the old pokemon games and my little sister and I wanted to play as well. So he said that if we let him finger us we could have a turn. We said yes. My sister let him, but when it was my turn it felt wrong so I stopped him before he was able to stick his hands inside my underwear. I didn't know why it felt wrong back then, but I saw him several years later and I suddenly realized what a creep he was. :/
 
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