Borophagus Monoclinous
The official prehistoric floofy woof of FAF
I spread my cream cheese everywhere. Sometimes, I stuff extra right into the hole, just because.
I only eat raisin and cinnamon bagels; either with butter or jam. Delicious.
I tend to eat bagels with hummus, I haven't tried cream cheese!
I rip them up and dip them.
You barbarian!
I am a bit anal about bagels.
It all depends on the tightness of the hole. Loose ones get cream around them, tight ones get cream right on top.
Whaaaaat?This is kinda sexy. :S
Always around the hole, don't like a mess
Egg bagels are the S-tier bagel
Best with loxs and cream cheese with chives
Or scrambled eggs and bacon
Right over the top, so that extra blob collects in the hole.
I may have to confess to doing this because its fasterWHO DOES THIS?
By the way.... (come to think of it) - in the Bay Area we have an awesome bagel chain here called "Noah's", which does some awesome bagel-ish type work, that the bagel connoisseur may just love. I don't know if they're located anywhere else (outside of California) though.... but here - they're very well known.The bagels at Safeway are some of the best you can buy, yo.... (for the grocery branded variety anyways).
(They're about $ 3-bucks a bag)... and - always satisfy me, for some reason.
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