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When you spread your cream cheese, do you go over the hole, or around it?

  • Right over the top, so that extra blob collects in the hole.

    Votes: 8 19.5%
  • Spread it carefully and tediously around the hole, as to not make a mess.

    Votes: 20 48.8%
  • It depends how tight the hole is.

    Votes: 7 17.1%
  • I am a floofless skinbag and don't eat bagels with cream cheese.

    Votes: 6 14.6%

  • Total voters

Connor J. Coyote

The ¥oteƵer Extraordinaire
The Bagel Burger...... (a masterpiece in itself) with asiago and cheddar cheeses with a hint of aioli.


CDC predicts zombies...
That little bit that goes in the hole is amazing. When I get to it, the cream cheese has warmed up that I can pull it off the hole and then spread it with my fingers over the back half of the bagel.



CDC predicts zombies...
Balkans gets a pass.
I live on the Balkans. I don't think bagels are a thing here, but if they were, I'd spread the cheese carefully so it doesn't go all over the place
Sounds like a challenge! Now I want to open a backerei for exclusively bagels there.


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I used to be very carefully spread with it but one day, it was like... let's try just spread all around once and whilst yeah its a mess when it sploots down the hole of the bagel, its also much faster.
you people are awfully descriptive of holes and cream cheese. a bit concerning.