Best pick up lines

[biscuitfister]

ok so me and a few friends where talking about horrible, cheesy, and down right stupid pick up lines. what are some of the ones you said, had said to you, have heard, or can make up?

My personal favorite: Hey girl! you got some nice legs......what time do they open?

 

[Julen]

You have to go likes this:
Hey girl! Are you an angel? Because i'm alergic to feathers!
*pukes*

(Jk)

 

[Tetrachroma]

Hey baby, are you an Xbox One exhaust vent? Because you are smokin' hot!

 

[lockaboss]

hay girl do you have a map? because i seem to be lost in your eyes

 

[biscuitfister]

You know I’m not really this tall... I'm just sitting on my wallet

 

[JumboWumbo]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

 

[lockaboss]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

thx ill use this next time i see a pretty girl

 

[KittenAdmin]

Please God love me. No don't walk away I SAID DON'T WALK AWAY FROM ME

 

[biscuitfister]

want a fat nasty cream pie?

 

[Very Hairy Larry]

want a fat nasty cream pie?

 

[ZacAttackk]

*sees ur budlge*

 

[biscuitfister]

lol my buddies favorite and go to

wanna fuck? i got some crown royal at my house

 

[Somnium]

Nice shoes

 

[FoxInTheCloset]

Netflix and no chill? *pulls out handful of condoms*

 

[Very Hairy Larry]

Netflix and no chill? *pulls out handful of condoms*

 

[gonard]

I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear

 

[Somnium]

*lifts his shirt and shows a 6 pack* you like that babe?

 

[Very Hairy Larry]

*lifts his shirt and shows a 6 pack* you like that babe?

*6 pack of beer

 

[Somnium]

*6 pack of beer

Nah, every true homo has a six pack.

 

[Very Hairy Larry]

Nah, every true homo has a six pack.

I'm pretty sure someone that likes Zoophilia and Bestiality is too busy looking at stuff like that on the internet to be working you're abs and obliques everyday....

 

[Awf]

Do you like soda? Because I want to mount and do you.
Do you have pet insurance? Because I'm going to destroy your pussy.
Did you know there will be 7 planets left after tonight? Because I'm going to destroy Uranus.
You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.

 

[Very Hairy Larry]

Do you like soda? Because I want to mount and do you.
Do you have pet insurance? Because I'm going to destroy your pussy.
Did you know there will be 7 planets left after tonight? Because I'm going to destroy Uranus.
You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.

Aren't you like, a bit young to know all that?.....nvm. Forget it.

 

[Zipline]

Nah, every true homo has a six pack.

What about bears?

 

[Somnium]

What about bears?

You mean bearmode? They have more muscles on their gut than most in their entire bodies. Works for me

I'm pretty sure someone that likes Zoophilia and Bestiality is too busy looking at stuff like that on the internet to be working you're abs and obliques everyday....

My doggie loves to wrestle so I have to be in shape

 

[Zipline]

I hope you like ramen noodles. Because I'll be ramen my noodle in you later.