Best pick up lines

[swooz]

Fucking rape me.

 

[Very Hairy Larry]

My doggie loves to wrestle so I have to be in shape

I don't want to sound like I'm picking on you, but I'm going to assume you can probably plank for only like, 15 seconds. Maybe do like a few sit-ups and russian twists. But that's honestly it xD

 

[FoxInTheCloset]

I don't want to sound like I'm picking on you, but I'm going to assume you can probably plank for only like, 15 seconds. Maybe do like a few sit-ups and russian twists. But that's honestly it xD

Jesus you are an ass.

 

[Very Hairy Larry]

Jesus you are an ass.

I wouldn't talk to Jesus like that, but whatever....




(I'm just fuckin with him.)

 

[Somnium]

I don't want to sound like I'm picking on you, but I'm going to assume you can probably plank for only like, 15 seconds. Maybe do like a few sit-ups and russian twists. But that's honestly it xD

Ha! Come and sumo wrestle me buddy!

 

[Zipline]

Ha! Come and sumo wrestle me buddy!

Can i join in? x3

 

[Very Hairy Larry]

Ha! Come and sumo wrestle me buddy!

I'm not about to sumo you, m9. But I'll fuckin rko the shit out of anybody xD

 

[Tao]

Got any Native in you?

Want some?

 

[Very Hairy Larry]

Got any Native in you?

Want some?

That's pretty gay, but whatever.

 

[Tao]

That's pretty gay, but whatever.

I'm pretty gay so it works out.

 

[Very Hairy Larry]

I'm pretty gay so it works out.

ah, okay. lol

 

[Saylor]

My place or your place? Tell you what. I'll flip a coin. Head at my place and tail at your place.

 

[Amiir]

Let's fuck

 

[Saylor]

Your ass is so nice that it's a shame you have to sit on it.

 

[biscuitfister]

if i was a dog would you let me bury my bone in your back yard

 

[Grruelty]

Some might say you're an angel, but not me. Your a devil, and I'm horny too.

 

[biscuitfister]

My cat is dead. Can i pet your pussy

 

[Julen]

You're like a 1911: classic, sophisticated, intelligent, experienced, appealing and American (if she/he is american)

 

[modfox]

i only exist on sundays

 

[biscuitfister]

wanna start collecting child support and government aid

 

[SuperCuddleWolfy]

Eyy gurl, you want to see my vast anime and sword collection? All imported.

 

[biscuitfister]

hey baby im like a lego choking hazard.....small parts

 

[Yakamaru]

Are you a star? Because you're hot as fuck.

Are you a black hole? Because your beauty is sucking me in.

I have 99 problems but seeing your face ain't one of them.

Eh. I had a lot more yesterday. Have forgotten most of them.

 

[Revates]

Do you wanna join my discord server bby? I make really good posts ;3

 

[FoxInTheCloset]

Hey baby, did it hurt when you crashed... through the earths crust and ascended from hell?