Best pick up lines

[ElZorroValdez]

"Hi, I'm Bill Cosby, I brought you a drink."

 

[SniperCoon2882]

 

[SniperCoon2882]

 

[FoxInTheCloset]

 

[SniperCoon2882]

 

[SniperCoon2882]

 

[ElZorroValdez]

I'm having a sale at my place, clothes are 100% off.

 

[Julen]

 

[SniperCoon2882]

 

[FoxInTheCloset]

This made me wet.

 

[ElZorroValdez]

Are you the SAT? Because I'd do you for three hours and forty-five minutes, with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.

 

[SniperCoon2882]

 

[Julen]

Guys. Please

 

[FoxInTheCloset]

Guys. Please

Last time I checked doors opened when you physically touch them, and not when you are polite or say pick up lines at them.

 

[SniperCoon2882]

 

[Julen]

Last time I checked doors opened when you physically touch them, and not when you are polite or say pick up lines at them.

 

[ElZorroValdez]

You must be an oven because you're making my yeast rise.

 

[ZacAttackk]

Are you a star? Because you're hot as fuck.

Are you a black hole? Because your beauty is sucking me in.

To add to space-themed ones, just called them a kugelblitz. Basically they're so hot that science can't understand them. (thx Vsauce my man)

 

[biscuitfister]

you may not get your fathers acceptance but you can have me 10/10 ign works everytime 10% of the time

 

[Yakamaru]

Are you a tree on Endor? Because I'd hit that faster than a stormtrooper crashes into it.

 

[LycanTheory]

Idk, I just lick peanut butter out of a jar.

Works 9/10 times.

 

[Notkastar]

I do know one:
[Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say]
“Now that I’ve broken the ice, will you date me?"

Though I don't know if the bouncer or cops will take "To Pick Up People" as a reason for bringing a hammer to a bar.

 

[RandomNinja11]

Idk, I just lick peanut butter out of a jar.

Works 9/10 times.

tbh I do that anyways... I really like peanut butter...

 

[liizardman]

One of my friends was telling me about an amazing one. He only has one hand, and overheard some coworkers chatting about awful pickup lines. So he strode right up to them and said "Hey ladies, can I get your numbers? I'm a couple digits short."

 

[Mobius]

Are you an architect? I ask because you're good at making erections.

Erection is another term for "building".