Best pick up lines
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RandomNinja11
Meme King
Who could resist that charm?
Julen
✮ Banter Squad Member ✮
Marry me goddammit
later
LycanTheory
Free to good home.
Same. I guess it's hard to tell when I'm flirting or eating but I don't necessarily human very well anyhow.
LycanTheory
Free to good home.
this one isn't quite a pickup "line", but where you pretend to have something in your hand and while you're walking with a person you say "hey, can you hold this?" and put your hand in theirs and then they're holding your hand
That's kinda cute. I'll remember that.
FireFeathers
Mr. Red Flag
Someone told me once
"What are the two SEXIEST animals in the barnyard?
"the fuck is this'
"Brown chicken, brown couuwwwww" (Like bow-chicka-bow-wow)
"What are the two SEXIEST animals in the barnyard?
"the fuck is this'
"Brown chicken, brown couuwwwww" (Like bow-chicka-bow-wow)
Zenoth
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The worst / best (it worked more than once so it can't have been that bad I suppose) I've witnessed was back the college days. A friend had a spinning rim necklace, that actually spun, and would walk up to girls in the club, spin it and say "hey baby wanna go for a spin" Was groan worthy for damn sure, but it worked for him /shrug lol
Casey Fluffbat
E. Fuscus from the discount section
"Hey hot stuff, you a plane? Because I want you to collide with my tower."
It's not mine, I just heard it back in 7th grade like, 6 years ago.
It's not mine, I just heard it back in 7th grade like, 6 years ago.
InpuOsirisson
Active Member
Hi! I'm Anubis.... Bare my children...
Maximus B. Panda
The Red Menace
"Got the *thing I literally picked up*"
KingTiger856
óÓÒò Furry Pride óÓÒò
My fav pickup line- "Are you a coffee because I like you a latte "
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