Best Rejection Lines...

[ben909]

<insert the entire "now i want you gone" song from portal 2>

 

[TrixieFox]

What about yo mama?>:.P

what about me?

 

[FoxZarz]

What about yo mama?>:.P

*bites* ((don't worry, ma' teeth aren't very sharp anyways XD))

 

[Vanessa Howl]

what about me?

But I'm looking for that hot MILF action.>:T

 

[Vanessa Howl]

*bites* ((don't worry, ma' teeth aren't very sharp anyways XD))

Mine are.>:3 *Bites you back with a mouth full of bone daggers*

 

[TrixieFox]

But I'm looking for that hot MILF action.>:T

which part are you saying im not? Hot or Milf?

 

[Vanessa Howl]

which part are you saying im not? Hot or Milf?

Yes.>:.P

 

[FoxZarz]

Mine are.>:3 *Bites you back with a mouth full of bone daggers*

Ouch ;-; that hurt

 

[TrixieFox]

Yes.>:.P

q-q ouch

 

[Vanessa Howl]

Ouch ;-; that hurt

That was the intention, yes.XD

 

[Vanessa Howl]

q-q ouch

Hey, you walked right into that one.XD

 

[FoxZarz]

That was the intention, yes.XD

U r evil ;-; XD

 

[Vanessa Howl]

U r evil ;-; XD

YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

 

[TrixieFox]

YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

Can I join the psycho train?

 

[Vanessa Howl]

Can I join the psycho train?

Depends, how willing are you to plunge a knife into someone's throat and lick the blood as they slowly bleed to death right in front of you: tears rolling down their cheek as they face death?

 

[TrixieFox]

Depends, how willing are you to plunge a knife into someone's throat and lick the blood as they slowly bleed to death right in front of you: tears rolling down their cheek as they face death?

Jokes on you... I sat next to a friend as they slit their own throat and then watched the life drain from their eyes as they died... i got up... closed their eyes and then cleaned up the blood...

 

[Vanessa Howl]

But that's not plunging a knife into someone now is it?>:T

 

[Yakamaru]

I would rather date a wolverine.

 

[TrixieFox]

But that's not plunging a knife into someone now is it?>:T

its worse... cuz at least to stab someone you have to hate them and didn't try to talk them out of it

 

[Vanessa Howl]

its worse... cuz at least to stab someone you have to hate them and didn't try to talk them out of it

Depends on who you're stabbing and why.

 

[Vanessa Howl]

I would rather date a wolverine.

Like you could get a wolverine.

Talk about out of your league.

 

[Deleted member 162282]

 

[Vanessa Howl]

The talk about murder or the wolverines?XD

 

[Deleted member 162282]

The talk about murder or the wolverines?XD

The finger-blood-licking-murderfest

 

[Vanessa Howl]

The finger-blood-licking-murderfest

Ah. Always good to have clarification.